V N APE

By: Michael Velasco x TheModernApe
  • Summary

  • A local musician & failed intellectual walk into a bar…

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  • EPISODE 93 | "GOD Likes Gay Stoners" (Feat. Jozz & Kevin From Heaven)
    Apr 26 2025

    4/20 IS HERE YOU FUCKING STONERS!

    This week, the boys are breaking it all down: the 8-circuit model of consciousness, and a joke about Leviticus 20:13 ESV - apparently, God says if you lay with another man, you'd better be stoned. They also get into Bukele & Trumps recent link-up at the White House, a debate whether a mystic's perfect consistency would earn Apes trust + some fried convos w/ Kev & Jozz!

    Happy 4/20

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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • EPISODE 92 | "The Most BASED Philosopher To Ever Live"
    Apr 10 2025

    GANG! The boys kick things off with a vital debate: facials vs. finishing in the mouth-whats really better? Only on V N APE do you tackle the questions Plato was too scared to ask! From there they wrestle with the classic question: is ignorance truly bliss? & dive into whether criticism of Israel is going to far. And then comes the main event: a sports-style bracket tournament to determine who's the most based philosopher of all time! The contestants are: DIOGENES, SOCRATES, NIETZSCHE, FREUD, BUDDHA, PYTHAGORAS, MARX, AND BENETAR!

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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • EPISODE 91 | "Pink Pu$$y" (Feat. Jozz)
    Mar 28 2025

    The boys welcome its first female guest, Jozz, for a wild and unfiltered conversation. From debating whether incest is morally wrong if kids aren't involved, to revealing her top 3 porn categories, nothing is off-limits. Jozz also shares her experience as one of the top Global players in Mobile Legends, dives into her thoughts on astrology, and even opens up about how she claims she manipulated an ex into exploring pegging, + so much more!

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    58 mins
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