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It’s the most American day of the year! We’re diving into our favorite 4th of July dishes, deciding who’s manning the grill (hint: it's not Steph), and celebrating the triumphant return of the 16-time Glizzy Gobbling Champion (NO, it’s still not Steph).

Steph’s officially over the post-4th fireworks, the WNBA is the only sport we care about this summer (America, explain yourself), and Jess brings the drama with a wild Reddit tale of a tyrant sister-in-law and her mini minions.

Plus: Diddy trial updates, and other spicy bits you didn’t know you needed. Grab your hot dogs and tune in

01:35 - Favorite 4th Of July Dishes 🌭🔥

08:05 - Fireworks shouldn't be used daaayss after a holiday 🙄🧨

11:15 - 4th of July week is a pointless work week 🥴

15:30 - Lebron workouts with HS basketball senior 👑🦁

20:00 - Candance Parker jersey retirement, WNBA expansion, women sports ⛹🏽‍♀️

28:10 - Jess 'AITA' Story - Sister-in-law moves in with her kids and its been hell, setting boundaries with family 🙅🏾‍♂️

47:00 - Diddy do it or Diddy not? 🤔👨🏾‍⚖️

55:05 Closing Goofies

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This episode is pure chaos—in the best way. We kick things off with the ultimate New York showdown: Bacon Egg & Cheese vs. Chopped Cheese (yes, it gets heated). Then we ask the real question—how did OKC become NBA champs?! Meanwhile, World War 3 might be creeping in the background and honestly... it’s scary af.

We’re also unpacking the wild rise of "un-wedding" receptions (because commitment issues deserve cake too), and the internet-breaking moment Jeanie Buss sold the Lakers. Oh, and did KFC really shut down Jamaica? Yup—we’re breaking down the fried chicken frenzy that rocked the island. Plus... we drop a Love Island spoiler, so if you're not caught up—you’ve been warned and so much MORE!!

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We’re back from a blink-and-you-missed-it Father’s Day weekend and things are already off the rails!

WW3 might be trending, but the real war is Steph vs. the Love Island USA cast (rant incoming)! We question if the NBA Finals are actually exciting or if we’re just bored. Koi drops a new banger, we share a wedding speech story so wild it needs its own Netflix show, and Kendrick apparently can’t get a sleepover pass in Toronto. Drake’s NEW ALBUM INFO, the Would You Rather questions get spicy, and we debut our brand new segment: Listeners—Drop In!! Send in your answers here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSckSVXHIEP07iG8FV8FSWvPqMI6LoE4nM1pPFU9a6CEseydaA/viewform?usp=dialog

Another chaotic, hilarious ride you won’t want to miss!!

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This week, we’re bringing the chaos and the conversation. Kicking things off with a hilarious Reddit story about a young man who accidentally got his 66-year-old mom high—yes, it’s as wild as it sounds.

We’re also covering:

• A live taste test of the new Popeyes Chicken Wraps 🌯
• The Red Sox vs. Yankees Sunday night matchup ⚾
• Wiz Khalifa’s Tiny Desk Concert 🎤
• Louis Vuitton’s luxury chocolate collection (are you serious, LV?) 🍫
• A brand-new listener drop-in segment 💬
• A heated round of Would You Rather 🔥
• Love Island USA is back and Steph is not feeling it 🥴
• Our Carter 6 review 🎶
• Highlights from the BET Awards 2025 🏆
• Plus: what we’re watching this week 📺

Tap in for a packed episode full of stories, reactions, and laughs you won’t want to miss.

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WE MADE IT TO EPISODE 10!!! This week’s episode is packed with stories, laughs, and a slight set change lol. We begin by sending our condolences to those affected by the Boulder, Colorado terrorist attack—thankfully, no fatalities, but 13 were injured. Jess gives us the scoop on her sitting on the floor at Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour at MetLife, Steph went to Houston for the Peterkin's Takeover Wedding.

We talk Real ID travel woes (yes, you should bring that passport), wild moments from DreamCon weekend (including a few fades 👀), NY KNICKS KNOCKED OUT, Breaking News: Tibs gets fired! The Christley's get pardon from jail. Jess also shares a throwback story about sneaking out at a friend’s house that you dont wanna miss!

Plus: a lady is furious after a bizarre Airbnb upcharge for using basic household items, a McDonald’s that turned into a full-on McTrap house on Jamaica Ave in Queens, “Would You Rather?” questions, and a look ahead to the Yankees vs. Red Sox game we're going to this weekend!!!

Hit play—this one’s a ride!

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These two goofs are back! Last week Steph took a trip to Central Park and found out its magical, NBA Playoffs going crazy as Steph’s Celtics get knocked out, NEW YORK SPORTS FANS ARE CRAZY, Jess shares a concerning story about a mother’s bond with her ex-son-in-law. Dave Portnoy catches a stray, a round of “Would You Rather's,” Episode 8 group dinner response, jokes, comedy and a S#*ty way to end the pod!

It's another week of our UNWANTED FEEDBACK! Ya Herrrrrrrrd!!

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This episode is pure chaos—in the best way. We’re talking Mother's Day surprise nearly gone wrong (pro tip: don’t surprise Jamaican parents unless you’ve got a will), the internet's latest group dinner bill debate (pay your share or fight?), Jess brings another unhinged Reddit tale, NBA playoffs get spicy, and somehow... Diddy shows up in our "Would You Rather" questions. Yeah, it’s that kind of episode. Tap in!

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From NYC's worst drivers to a chaotic 100 men vs. 1 gorilla debate, this episode covers it all. We dive into wild Reddit stories from Denver, Steph’s latest outrageous school story, and our weekly recap! Plus, we play “Would You Rather,” “Two Truths and a Lie,” reveal our Top 5 favorites, answer listener Q&As, and so much more. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and unpredictable fun!

For every cough Steph does, take a shot!

You wont make it!!

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