The weather is getting warmer! What a delight, and what better way to keep cool than a dip in a lovely cool river. I’ve just the place; THE OHIO RIVER! But while you’re cooling off and enjoying a swim, watch out for creatures. Ya know, frog men, octo-men, and also watch out for ghosts… and UFOS. And make sure you don’t wander into the haunted towns along the river bank. Confused? Let me explain! This week Iain has all the spooky knowledge you need to know about the Ohio river, to help you steer clear of all the creepers.

But it’s not all horrors! Jordan is still here and after confirming his love for his preferred tech, he’s got a delightful little list of some of the most interesting Death Row inmates’ last meal choices. From the bountiful to the bizarre, those horrid folk really do have an eclectic taste. What would your last meal be, given the choice? Whether that be due to having your life cut short due to wrongdoings, or just knowing that a specific meal would be your last (I mean, we don’t think you’re horrible people, but!) let us know!

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This week Jordan takes a trip down memory lane with his old pal, the Gorbster, as Iain brings us the Kecksburg UFO crash and it’s possible connection to a Nazi experiment that was meant to win the war, but instead, went horrifically wrong.

And then Jordan fills us in on his favourite posts from the past year in his annual wrap up of X’s (Twitter’s) favourite page for anonymous confessions; FESSHOLE.

So buckle up! It’s a wild one this week (no more than usual though so, don’t brace yourself too hard; don’t want you being disappointed.)

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Hello and welcome to this week’s lesson where we have have HISTORY coming alive in front of your very eyes, which is kinda ironic considering Iain’s telling us about BANSHEES! The spectral-screamers of Irish folklore that forewarn of impending death! But there’s more to the story, so come and hear Iain and Jordan be shocked and delighted (as we’re sure you will be too!)

And then, Jordan brings us up to date with some interesting content brought to us via FACEBOOK! It is, of course, the ‘Overheard in Waitrose’ Facebook page! And let me tell ya, there are some bangers; some fantastic one-liners and a name that no one on this Earth deserves. Truly, truly wonder stuff.

Oh and stay tuned for a bit of new (albeit daft) piece of music from us Guys AND the story of how Iain nearly ruined but managed to SAVE Mother’s Day.

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Welcome to this week’s episode of TGWU! Today Iain starts by putting us all in a bad mood, because he tells us about the machine that is recycling our souls; all for the use of our lovely human power. Like the matrix… but REAL!

But don’t you worry, because Jordan is here to cheer us up again and give us some of the best translations of legit German words that describe many of the people we see on a daily basis - but the translation gives them a humorous twist whilst retaining all the meaning involved. So join us mirror-killers as we jump into another fanatic episode!

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Good morning, interested seekers of the truth! How ya doing? So today, we have ROSWELL! We all know about it; we’ve heard the story, so why are we talking about it? Because there’s loads of stuff! There’s extra stuff! There’s crazy stuff! There’s secret stuff and some stuff you definitely (may) not know! So hands at 10 & 2 and make sure you pilot your UFO more carefully than that EBE-1 did! As this week, we crash into the desert of TRUTH!

And then Roswell that ends well because, after that crash, Jordan tells us about another eight hundred crashes that all involved ONE MAN! But not just any man. This is the luckiest unluckiest man in the entire world! So, how do you define luck? Being lucky for being able to survive such horrors? Or unlucky for being involved in them in the first place?

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Welcome, weary travellers, to this week’s episode! Check your bags at the door and keep your wits about ya! Because today we’re discussing one of the most horrible hotels around; from suicides to murders, and ghosts to summoned demons! Us Two Guys would like to introduce you to the CECIL HOTEL!

Then from hotels to seaside trips, Jordan tells you the story of the BUM HEADED GOBLIN SNOGGING MONSTER OF SCARBOROUGH! This terrible creature lurks beneath the cliffs and only comes out to snog unwitting passers by! Is it real? No. We made it up. But it’s a jolly good story nonetheless.

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This week we get icy! As Iain takes us on a trip to the artic waters to discover the Ningen! A creepy creeper who likes to freak out research vessels. But just what is this thing? A cryptid; an undiscovered animal; or an alien, feeling us out from the worst possible vantage point? Listen in and let’s discuss.

And then Jordan tells us some reportedly true tales from ordinary, every day people that seemed so strange to them, they just can’t explain it. From synchronicities to spirits who look out for you, we truly do cover a wide range of real, spooky happenings!

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If this week, while you’re listening to our humble podcast, you happen to pull your phone from your pocket, open your camera app, flick it to selfie mode, and snap a little picture of yourself… would you be shocked if you were to see a deceased loved one lurking behind you in that photo? Perhaps not! Perhaps you’re used to Iain’s subject for his weekly ramblings; SPIRIT PHOTOGRAPHY! Join us as we discuss the origins; the tricks; the mediums; and perhaps…the truth(?) behind it all!

But then, don’t you dare take a break because it’s a quick turnaround to Jordan, where he brings us five lovely little stories. Nothing too heavy, nothing too hard-hitting. You know, only FIVE UNSOLVED MURDER CASES! That’s right! It’s true crime time! He’s dipping a toe, he’s changing lanes, and he’s scaring the heebie-jeebies out of us all! So sit back and enjoy.

(Oh, by the way, Iain’s voice is bearable this week.)

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