It’s Thumbs Up’s all around as Guy and Tim struggle to understand the technology bringing them together for the record but fear not - in spite of persistent animated thumbs and illness, the boiz will not be deterred from reading your absolutely wonderful messages. A return to toilet discourse, an appreciation for the warmth of Thanksgiving and solid tips for young straight Wellington men on the prow, await you.

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Guy’s in Hobart, Tim’s in Wellington, we’re all in audio quality hell - get over it!

This episode is an often-times confusing mix of revelations, giving the feeling of an Olympic athlete from the 1980s who only discovered what event they’re competing in next once they’ve passed the threshold of a prior, unrelated sporting pursuit. First - Carrie has a downstairs tenant. To be clear - there has been ZERO PRIOR ALLUSION to there even being a dwelling below NYC’s new fav romanicy writer’s place but all of a sudden, but that hasn’t stopped Mattress Pikelet King intro’ing a british flavour to the overboiling pot of plots and characters.

Seema’s trying to girlboss her way into a new mortgage, Miranda gets threatened by a naked cleaver-weilding man forcing her to move in with Carrie and immediately becoming the worst house mate anyone’s ever had, Harry has the big C, and there is a ghoulish invocation of Samantha’s existence via SMS text message. Put simply - we are running out of benchspace and elements to place all of these pots and pans.

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Today’s Family Time features an all-timer piece of correspondence from a nuclear physicist from NZ doing experiments at CERN that require a scientific treatment as repetitive and painful as the TWIOAT method. We learn definitively whether it’s possible to over-mash potatoes. Our sole libertarian listener also opines on the nature of ‘canon’ and Monty has coffee-flavoured gum. Coffee. Flavoured. Gum.

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They say the fourth time is the charm, and that has never been truer than today’s episode of And Just Like That, Apples To Apples. MPK (or whoever’s writing these darn things) seems to have finally gotten their rhythm and discovered the secret to good storytelling; Sideline Carrie Bradshaw. The complex family Aiden situation takes centerstage, as does Bob, a character who undoubtedly should’ve been played by Will Forte. Miranda and Joy continue their charged romantic relationship laid atop a confusing work relationship that Tim still cannot get his head around. Lisa Todd Wexley, in a highly relatable turn, has accidentally hired a hot male editor but REFUSES to have a sex dream about him, much to the disappointment of your podcast hosts. Then there’s Seema - the genius who impressed professional writer Carrie with the name of her new real estate company, The Patel Group. Long live Harry, Long live Brady the Rat King - long live the boiz.

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Hello fellow family members, it’s so nice of you to join us. Today we’re spotlighting the incredible performance of our friend Abby Howells on Conan’s NZ episode, we’re digging into the mailbag to discuss Tim’s teeth, Guy’s Wordle approach and an untenable position involving our potential sponsor, MOSH. We also need your help in ID’ing a prior TWIOAT film and give you an update on our family’s relationship to Patrick Schwarzenegger.

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A return to form from both And Just Like That S3, and also, your podcast hosts. Tim and Guy have donned their finery to break down the cooking methods of Mattress Pikelet King, a man who insists on cooking the show’s script up using every single pot and pan available in his well-stocked kitchen. This episode is about drugs. Muling drugs. Taking drugs. Subtly hinting that your ex-wife with whom you share a son named Wyatt and yourself are not on the same page about said son taking ADHD drugs. It’s also about Giuseppe and his big ole hog. It’s also about breaking the fourth wall to showcase the fact that you’re not on Twitch and have lots of cool cameras and setups. It’s also about proving you still know how to construct a truly hot piece of telly using Miranda Hobbs. But most crucially, it’s about creating a safe work environment so people can raise their hands and say “THAT’S NOT HOW YOU EAT KFC!”

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In an odd moment of worlds colliding, Sarah Jessica Parker has appeared on The Adam Friedland Show - wild scenes as Carrie Bradshaw herself appears to know a bit about the comedy podcast ecosystem. Your kiwi boiz, meanwhile, are getting kicked in the nuts and back, and enjoying the meditative joys of Simpsons Lego scenes.

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Guy is beaming in from a hotel room in Australia and Tim is connecting via satellite from beautiful Rotorua on very little sleep, a decent amount of horse tranquilliser and donning a fetching aquamarine dress. But it’s not about the boiz, it’s about Lisa Todd Wexley and Charlotte York Goldenblatt teeing up with none other than Kristen Schaal to participate in the futile activity of enrolling their kids into an ivy league college. Carrie is a prisoner in her own empty mansion and may soon also be a prisoner of thousands of New York’s finest rats, who have already eaten her entire garden. What’s going on with Seema? Glad you asked! She’s enlisted the help of Grown Ups 2’s very own Sherri O’Terry to try and find a suitable suitor but forget all of that because the most important thing is - This show has a new hottie and his name is Adam. Aiden should be worried about his alliterative competitor.

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