A lemur attack leaves one of us with 25 facial stitches and a story that defies belief. What started as an ordinary day turned into a medical emergency when Fiona the lemur, apparently jealous, decided to take matters into her own teeth.

The resulting injuries required immediate medical attention, leading to a comical yet frightening visit to what could only be described as "the smallest ER I've ever seen in my life," complete with DIY medical lighting and trainee nurses practicing suture techniques. Between emergency procedures, pain medication, and somehow still making it to a PBR event with face wounds leaking, this experience redefined what it means to be "ride or die" friends.

Beyond the initial trauma lies a deeper story about animal behavior, the realities of exotic animal ownership, and the difficult decisions that come with it. We candidly discuss the painful choice to rehome Fiona after a second aggressive incident made it clear rehabilitation wasn't possible. "It never gets any better. It sucks every single time. But you can't risk yourself, you can't risk your children."

The healing journey continues with Steri-Strips becoming "part of the costume," makeup challenges, and the unexpected compliment that brought laughter: "I just thought it was part of your aesthetic." Through it all, we emphasize the critical importance of taking animal injuries seriously—infections can track quickly, and delaying treatment can lead to life-threatening complications.

If there's one takeaway from this wild misadventure, it's that prevention and immediate action are key when dealing with animal incidents. And perhaps equally important: find friends who will not only drive you to the ER but will also still take you to see cowboys afterward—face wounds and all.

Subscribe for more tales from our chaotic adventures, and remember to keep your guard up around animals, no matter how well you think you know them.

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Some mornings start with plans and end with emergency plastic surgery. What began as a typical day preparing for a trip to the PBR event suddenly became life-threatening when Tiffany's pet lemur Fiona launched an unprovoked attack on her face.

Without warning, the usually playful lemur transformed into a predator, leaving Tiffany bleeding profusely from facial wounds dangerously close to a main artery. The podcast takes listeners through the chaotic aftermath – from Nic's near-fainting episode to the mad dash for appropriate medical care.

The journey continues with a vodka-fueled road trip to San Antonio, an emergency driver switch at a motorcycle shop, and finally arriving at a hospital where the staff was already expecting "the lemur attack." Listeners will laugh along as Tiffany recounts the surreal hospital experience where her attractive male nurse and friend discovered shared motorcycle interests while she bled on the table, and her German plastic surgeon immediately identified the "Diet Coke" in her cup as something potentially stronger.

Throughout the harrowing experience, Tiffany's trademark humor shines through – from her determination to still make it to the PBR event with cowboys waiting, to Nic fleeing the room when medical terms like "face flap" entered the conversation. This episode serves as both a cautionary tale about exotic pet ownership and a testament to the power of friendship, emergency contacts, and having the right specialists on speed dial.

Join us for this wild ride that proves once again that Tiffany's life truly is the ultimate "shit show" – in the most entertaining way possible. Have you ever experienced a pet turning unexpectedly? We'd love to hear your stories too!

The Rambling Gypsy podcast is a behind-the-scenes look at the lives of real Texans doing real sh*t. We're pulling back the curtains on our daily lives - and you're invited to laugh and learn along with us.

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Two bearded musicians with fun-loving spirits walk into a podcast, and what unfolds is pure Texas musical magic. Manzy Lowry and Mike Newman bring their authentic voices and creative wisdom to the Rambling Gypsy Podcast, sharing the story of their unexpected friendship.

Through captivating stories of their musical journeys, these two talented songwriters reveal the beautiful contrasts in their creative approaches. Mike embraces the distinction between artists and performers, noting that inspiration strikes when it chooses: "When I want to write, I'll write, and when I have something to say, I'll put it down." Meanwhile, Manzy speaks to the therapeutic power of songwriting during low moments: "Let that ink bleed on paper, because it's therapy... Once you release it, it no longer has a hold on you."

The magic happens when these different approaches merge. Despite their varied styles, they meet in the middle – challenging and complementing each other to create something neither would have written alone. As they demonstrate through live performances, including "Narrow Ain't So Straight" (written in just 15 minutes from three random prompts), their creative chemistry produces something uniquely beautiful.

Beyond their personal partnership, the conversation explores the special musical community in New Braunfels, Texas – a place where impromptu jam sessions happen under 500-year-old cypress trees, where established musicians gather to decompress and create. These musical havens serve as crucial spaces "where wanderers can go decompress, relax and create," highlighting the importance of supportive environments for artistic expression.

Whether you're a musician, a creative spirit, or simply someone who appreciates authentic connection, this conversation offers a window into the heart of Texas music culture – where friendship, spontaneity, and genuine expression create something truly special. Listen in and discover why sometimes the most beautiful songs begin with a simple connection between two artists who see the world a little differently.

The Rambling Gypsy podcast is a behind-the-scenes look at the lives of real Texans doing real sh*t. We're pulling back the curtains on our daily lives - and you're invited to laugh and learn along with us.

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