The Severed Floor is looking a little empty these days. Here we thought things would end with the Innies imploding Lumon from the inside out while holding hands and chanting AT-TI-CA! (a la Dog Day Afternoon). But it looks as though one-by-one the team is dropping like flies on the first day of winter.

But, don’t fret listeners! Your Refined Hosts, Rodnesha and Kali, are here to rally the troops and inspire some hope amidst all the uncertainty. True, Mark is away and possibly dying, Irving’s been exiled (twice), Dylan is {heart}BROKEN, and Helly’s unhinged, Milchick is deconstructing his entire existence, and Cobel is somehow our only hope… we remain steadfast!

They can take our snacks, our visitation suites and our hall passes, but they can’t take our FREE-DO… nope, wait they’ve got that too.

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz

Recorded and Edited by Kali Thomas and Rodnesha Green