The 5 Star Podcast

By: Charlie Hunt and Jon Payne
  • Summary

  • The hilarious podcast about businesses with bad reviews. Each week, Jon and Charlie dissect some Google reviews, provide life coaching for the reviewer and unsolicited business advice for the business owner.
    Charlie Hunt and Jon Payne
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Episodes
  • O2 Academy, Bristol - TOTALLY STANK OF FISH?
    Apr 21 2025

    🎸 Gigs, Chaos & Questionable Odours: The 5 Star Podcast Hits O2 Academy Bristol 🎸This week, The 5 Star Podcast heads to the legendary O2 Academy Bristol — where the amps are loud, the crowd's rowdy, and the reviews smell a little... fishy.Expect:A LOT of gig chat (borderline obsessive, really).Pure, unfiltered Bristol anarchy.An unexpected detour into the world of prostate examinations (don’t ask).Jon reliving the trauma of a VERY slow prog gig he'll never emotionally recover from.A heartfelt homage to the stunning group that is Ezra Collective (all hail).The eternal debate: packed in like sardines, or just genuinely smelling of fish?It’s live music, life lessons, and classic 5 Star Pod nonsense, served loud.And remember: like, subscribe, and always wear earplugs (and deodorant).Peace, Love & Mosh Pits,Team 5 Star Pod 🎤P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know!

    Cherry Red Records / Van Der Graff Generator at Bath Forum 2022: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztnAIgbpVdI

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    52 mins
  • McDonald's Reviews - FRAUD FOR BREAKFAST
    Apr 7 2025
    57 mins
  • Celebrity Cruises - LOVELY BIG PORT HOLE!
    Mar 23 2025

    🚢 Posh Boats & Bad Reviews: The 5 Star Podcast Takes on Celebrity Cruises 🚢This week, The 5 Star Podcast sets sail into the world of Celebrity Cruises, where luxury meets absolute chaos—both onboard and in the reviews.Expect:Some lovely big portholes (size matters).Some extremely unverified Trustpilot reviews.The ongoing investigation into whether Charlie is an AI-generated Swede, half beaver, a CIA agent, or the reincarnation of Lady Di.Potentially—a drop of genuine business advice (but don’t hold your breath).The worst grammar ever seen in a review (prepare yourselves).A huge and shameless beg for sponsorship.And Jon’s deep, unwavering hatred for everyone with peanut allergies.It’s boats, baffling identities, and 5 Star Pod nonsense at its finest.And remember: like, subscribe, and always read the fine print before boarding.Peace, Love & Portholes,Team 5 Star Pod ⚓P.S. Got a business to plug? Head over to ⁠5starpod.com⁠ and let us know! (Seriously, we need subscribers, so like, subscribe and all that good stuff.)#reviews #podcast #5starpod

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    54 mins
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