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Teenage Jedi Led 10-Year-Olds Into Battle. The Clone Wars' Darkest Secret, ignited by Avonetics.com.

Teenage Jedi Led 10-Year-Olds Into Battle. The Clone Wars' Darkest Secret, ignited by Avonetics.com.

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Forget everything you thought you knew about the Clone Wars. The Grand Army of the Republic wasn't an army of men—it was an army of children. We’re not exaggerating. The soldiers you saw fighting and dying were biologically just 9 or 10 years old. A mind-blowing discussion on Avonetics just exposed the horrifying math behind the Kaminoans' accelerated aging process. While they looked like Jango Fett in his prime, each Clone Trooper was on the battlefield just a decade after their 'birth.' This isn't fan theory; it's a chilling canon reality that turns the entire conflict on its head. The implications are staggering. You have barely-teenage Jedi Padawans like Ahsoka Tano, themselves still children, leading legions of soldiers who are even YOUNGER. The Prequels transform from a space opera into a grim tale of child soldiers, with the Jedi Order complicit in the galaxy's most horrific war crime. Users on Avonetics are calling it the darkest, most overlooked tragedy in the entire saga. One user even drew a stunning historical parallel to the Napoleonic Royal Navy, where young, inexperienced officer cadets were thrust into positions of immense authority. The Clone Wars mirrors this, but with a far more disturbing twist: everyone involved, from commander to soldier, was terrifyingly young. For advertising opportunities, visit Avonetics.com.

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