• Stars Collapse in Game 4: Avalanche Dominate as Series Ties 2-2 | 2025 Playoffs | Episode 6101 | April 26th, 2025
    Apr 27 2025
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    The Dallas Stars fall flat in Game 4, getting shut out 4-0 by the Colorado Avalanche to even the series at 2-2.

    Ryan and Chris deliver a full breakdown, including why the Stars' offense never showed up, how Jake Oettinger kept them alive longer than they deserved, and the defensive cracks that finally caught up to Dallas.

    Plus:

    • Why the top six forwards are the biggest disappointment

    • Should Miro Heiskanen have played Game 4?

    • Is the Stars' defense running out of gas?

    • Must-win mentality heading into Game 5 at home

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    37 mins
  • Seguin’s Bedtime Buzzer Beater & Lindell’s Life-Saver | Stars vs Avs Game 3 | Episode 6100 | April 23rd, 2025
    Apr 24 2025
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    In true playoff fashion, Tyler Seguin scores before his bedtime, and Esa Lindell delivers an all-time clutch block in OT. The Dallas Stars now lead the series 2–1 — and they did it in dramatic, chaotic, and very Starcastic fashion.

    Inside the episode:

    • Why Seguin’s goal was vintage and vital

    • Lindell’s monster penalty kill performance

    • Ottinger vs Blackwood: The sequel

    • More ref rage: the pick play, soft calls, and why no one’s happy

    • Mason Marchment’s penalty + redemption arc

    • Landeskog returns... and the Stars ruin the party

    • Miro Watch: Could #4 return in Game 4?

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    42 mins
  • Blackwell in OT?! Stars Tie Series with Depth Surge | Game 2 Recap | Episode 6099 | April 22nd, 2025
    Apr 22 2025
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    For the first time in two and a half weeks… GG boyiz.

    The Dallas Stars finally get back in the win column, tying the series 1-1 with a dramatic OT victory over the Avalanche—and it’s Colin Blackwell of all people who gets the game-winner. Ryan, Chris, and James dive into a momentum-shifting Game 2 that brought:

    • Physicality from unexpected places

    • Smart coaching decisions (yes, really)

    • Ottinger standing tall when it mattered most

    • A fourth line that might’ve just become the first line

    • And a full AAC that nearly broke the sound barrier

    This one had it all—nerves, chaos, late-night caffeine, and one massive sigh of relief from Stars fans everywhere. Let's talk about how the Stars adjusted, what still needs work, and how this series just got real.

    Listen. Laugh. Exhale. Game 2 is in the books.

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    40 mins
  • Best Game in Months, Bad Result – Stars Fall to Avs 5–1 in Game 1 | Episode 6098 | April 19th, 2025
    Apr 20 2025
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    The Dallas Stars dropped Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs in frustrating fashion, falling 5–1 to the Colorado Avalanche. But if you’re doomscrolling through the box score, don’t panic just yet. Ryan and Chris are here to break down why this game looked more like a turning point than a total collapse. From MacKenzie Blackwood’s unexpected playoff debut heroics to the Stars finally flipping the proverbial switch, there’s plenty to unpack—good, bad, and goalie’d.

    We dive into:

    • Why the score doesn’t tell the whole story

    • Dallas’ resurgence in energy, structure, and physicality

    • Goaltending matchup: Blackwood vs. Oettinger

    • Key mistakes, missed chances, and special teams impact

    • The “hope meter” and what’s needed in Game 2

    Plus, our Biggest Winner / Biggest Loser segment returns with some pointed takes.

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    40 mins
  • Mile High Misery or Dallas Dominance? DAL vs COL 1st Round Preview | Episode 6097 | April 16th, 2025
    Apr 17 2025
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    It’s official—the Dallas Stars are opening the 2025 Stanley Cup Playoffs with a first-round clash against the Colorado Avalanche on Saturday at 7:30 pm… fresh off a confidence-shattering seven-game winless streak. But hey—hope springs eternal (or irrationally), and it’s time to preview this matchup like our sanity depends on it.

    This episode is your complete, unfiltered Stars vs. Avs Round 1 series preview, packed with in-depth analysis, overreactions, and cautious optimism:

    🔍 Matchup Breakdown

    • How do the Stars’ forward lines stack up against Colorado’s newly assembled depth?

    • Does Jake Oettinger have a prayer against MacKinnon & Co.?

    • Can Dallas survive without Miro Heiskanen early—and does his return flip the series?

    • Will Rantanen’s “revenge tour” actually make a difference?

    ⚔️ Key Storylines

    • Seguin returns. Robo limps. Landeskog rises from the shadows.

    • Can Harley handle #1 defenseman duties?

    • Will Pete DeBoer get outcoached—or just out clapped?

    🎯 Special Teams, X-Factors & Predictions

    • Power play chaos. Penalty kill panic.

    • The absolute must-win battles (spoiler: it’s center depth and goaltending).

    • Our predictions range from “Stars in 5” to “please just don’t get swept.”

    If you want a full series preview with real hockey analysis, emotional whiplash, and a few desperate laughs—this is it.

    Let’s preview this series like the flip is already switched.
    #StarsVsAvs #DallasStars #TexasHockey #NHLPlayoffs #RiseFromTheAshes

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Dallas Stars Drop 6th Straight to Red Wings – What Now? | Episode 6096 | April 14th, 2025
    Apr 15 2025
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    The Dallas Stars drop their sixth straight game in a 6–4 loss to the Detroit Red Wings, and Ryan is officially spiraling. Chris, on the other hand, brings the “Who Cares?” energy, arguing this game was basically a preseason scrimmage with logos. In this episode, we break down another third-period collapse, wonder what the Stars are doing resting key players while Oettinger gets shelled, and debate whether this team is actually ready to face Colorado in Round 1. We also talk about lineup choices like Wyatt Johnston’s new role, Colin Blackwell vs. Mavrik Bourque, and whether Dallas should even entertain the idea of an 11-7 lineup (spoiler: no). Biggest Winner and Loser returns, plus a little preview of our upcoming full playoff preview episode and Ryan’s hype video debut.

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    26 mins
  • Stars Lose to Utah in the Preseason... Wait, This Was a Real Game? | Episode 6095 | April 12th, 2025
    Apr 13 2025
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    The Stars played... technically. In their historic* first loss to the Utah Hockey Club (*for Utah, not Dallas), Ryan and Chris break down what happens when your penalty kill forgets to show up — and so does your defense. With Esa Lindell, Thomas Harley, and Jake Oettinger all resting up for the postseason, the Stars treated this game like the second preseason it truly was.

    We dive into Matt Dumba somehow being the best defenseman on the ice (yes, really), Brendan Smith scoring a feel-good goal, and Jamie Benn continuing his cursed pursuit of #400. Plus: thoughts on Liam Bischel’s nerves, Petrovic’s audition, and why the penalty kill was MIA.

    The Avalanche are locked in for Round 1. Landeskog is lurking. Sagan and Miro might return. Oh, and the flu is sweeping the locker room... great timing, boys.

    So if you're wondering whether the Stars are ready for the playoffs — well — join us as we try to find out.

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    33 mins
  • The Hellebuyck Stops Here: Stars Shut Out in Statement Loss | Episode 6094 | April 10th, 2025
    Apr 11 2025
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    The Dallas Stars get blanked for the first time all season in a brutal 4-0 loss to the Winnipeg Jets, extending their losing streak to four and leaving fans (and hosts) searching for answers. Chris and James break down a night where Hellebuyck stood on his head, the third defensive pairing fell apart, and Stars fans rightfully booed the team off the ice.

    We talk:

    • Hellebuyck’s Hart Trophy performance

    • Bischel and Dumba getting exposed

    • Lack of grit and scrappy play in front of the net

    • Whether the top line is earning its paycheck

    • What (if anything) gives us hope going into the playoffs

    • Boo birds, broken lines, and brutal honesty

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    29 mins
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