Our investigative reporter Senor Will is boots on the ground at Augusta. We get his insight on the secret tunnels at Augusta. Later, Emails, Tariffs, and Masters bets. Get it in.

Shea gets vulnerable multiple times including about how much he loves his kids and whether or not he's ever taken a deuce in a strip club. Then, the "IM NOT GAY NO MORE" guy from YouTube. College Basketball. Tariffs. And Finally - Shea might run for the school board and Producer John is a virtual drug kingpin now. Emails and Voicemails.

And let us know if you'd like to hear the roommate on the pod by tweeting at Shea. @sheainirving.

Cowboys trading Dak? Group Chat Leaks between you and your degen friends/National Security officials? DOGE update, March Madness update, Emails - and finally our new segment - Conspiracy Theories with Hammer. Get it in yall.

Dylan made some time in his precious schedule filling in for Fritzy on the DP show this week to join Shea and chat all things March Madness - and yeah no shit things go off the rails. Good luck to all your degen brackets this weekend. Get it in.

First off - keno winnings. Second, Shea thinks a certain Democrat governor is gonna win in 2026. Then - Emails including Shea's historical dictator power rankings, free agent tampering in the NFL. Finally - some sports/polymarket bets - and some politics talk.

NEXT WEEK - NEW SEGMENT: Conspiracy theories found on the X "For You" tab -presented by Hammer de Tejas.

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We'll we're back baby. First things first:

Shea's hostile takeover of the town soccer board is happening. But also: getting banned from the West Virginia dog track and casino, a recap of the trip to Atlantic City with Dylan, Ray and Bad Larry from Dan Patrick Takes a Gamble, an update on Ukraine and DOGE - and finally - emails. It's good to be back. Get it in!

Shea is going to a dog track in WV. Mavs Luka trade conspiracy theories (brought to us by @chris_kratovil), DOGE's job with the government so far, Super Bowl props (Shea already won one we think), emails, USAID and Condos in Gaza. Get it in!

Good evening degens.

Short pod from Harbor Island in the Bahamas because we gotta go play KENO. Chad the Dad from Philly breaks down the Eagles - Commanders game. Shea breaks down the Schottenheimer hire - and breaks down mentally. Little info on the vacation so far. Back next week with a full eppy.

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