Episodes

  • Ep. 17 - BONUS EPISODE - Question & Answers Special
    Apr 25 2025

    Rugby fans have been clamoring for more deep dives into the sport's burning questions, and we've delivered with our very first bonus Q&A special. For a full hour, we tackle the questions you've submitted across social platforms, offering thoughtful analysis and occasionally heated opinions on rugby's most debated topics.

    We kick things off discussing whether rugby union should adopt the captain's challenge system from rugby league. While it works well in league, we explore why the current TMO-heavy union setup makes this problematic—potentially leading to even more game delays. Could it work with significant TMO reforms? Perhaps, but the current environment doesn't seem right.

    The conversation shifts to London Irish's future following Eddie Jordan's passing. We analyze whether the Eddie Jordan Group represents legitimate investment and what it means for the club's revival. Their commitment to rebuilding the academy and establishing a women's team sounds promising, but we discuss the realities of rugby's challenging financial landscape and what it takes for investors to succeed in this space.

    One of our most passionate segments explores solutions for Pacific Island rugby, particularly Samoa and Tonga. These rugby-rich nations face enormous challenges from population size to financial limitations. We propose practical solutions including mandated test matches against tier one nations with split gate receipts and expanded 'A' team fixtures to provide both exposure and financial support.

    The episode takes a lighter turn when we construct our dream XV made entirely of rugby-playing brothers. From the Jones twins in the front row to the explosive Tuilagi trio and the skilled Barrett brothers, this hypothetical team would certainly be a force to be reckoned with on the pitch!

    Have questions you'd like us to tackle in future episodes? Send them our way via email at ruxmallsovalballs@outlook.com or through our social media channels. The more questions we receive, the more specials we'll produce!

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    59 mins
  • Ep. 16 - Have the Lunatics Been Reigned In?
    Apr 23 2025

    The battle lines have been drawn in Round 14 of the Premiership, with a fascinating shift in momentum as the season enters its crucial final stages. The physically dominant, confrontational teams are surging while the free-flowing entertainers struggle under pressure.

    Sale Sharks delivered perhaps the most impressive performance of the weekend, their pack ruthlessly dismantling Harlequins at The Stoop. With George Ford orchestrating proceedings like a maestro, Sale have transformed into genuine title contenders. Their pack, built on what we describe as "the Al Sanderson South African influence of not giving an inch physically," gives them a formidable platform few teams can match.

    Meanwhile, Leicester Tigers continued their pragmatic approach against Bristol Bears, capitalizing on errors and overplaying to secure a crucial away victory. The Tigers barely had possession but scored 36 points through disciplined defense and clinical finishing. Bristol's crisis of identity raises serious questions about their top-four credentials as their early season swagger disappears at precisely the wrong time.

    The weekend also witnessed a resurrection of front row flair, with Newcastle's McCallum and Sale's Opoku-Fordjour scoring magnificent tries and showcasing handling skills that put backs to shame. These "Easter miracles" had us celebrating in our Democratic People's Republic of Front Row segment – a joyous tribute to the unsung heroes of the game.

    In the Women's Six Nations, England continue their march toward what appears an inevitable World Cup triumph later this year. Their lethal back three of Kildunne, Dow and MacDonald looks unstoppable, with the team averaging over 50 points per game. France await in what should be a Grand Slam decider, though we're expecting England to win comfortably by 20-30 points.

    Subscribe for our complete breakdown of all the Premiership action, playoff predictions, and front row appreciation as we head toward the business end of an enthralling season.

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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Ep. 15 - Champions Cup, Leinster's Toulouse?
    Apr 16 2025

    The European Champions Cup quarter-finals have delivered a stark verdict on the current balance of power in northern hemisphere rugby. Leinster continue their relentless march through the tournament, securing their second consecutive knockout match without conceding a single point. Their systematic dismantling of Glasgow Warriors demonstrated why they remain overwhelming favorites, combining Jacques Nienaber's defensive masterclass with explosive attacking talent.

    Young Henry Pollock stole the spotlight in Northampton's impressive victory over Castres – not just with his performance, but with a showboating try celebration that sparked debate across rugby circles. His emergence symbolizes a new generation bringing much-needed personality to the sport, with Northampton now facing the daunting task of a semi-final against Leinster.

    The all-French quarter-final between Toulouse and Toulon provided the weekend's only genuinely close contest, while Bordeaux's explosive backline proved too much for a battling Munster. The semi-final matchups now present intriguing tactical battles – can Northampton's free-flowing style upset Leinster's machine-like efficiency? Will Bordeaux's inconsistency cost them against the European pedigree of Toulouse?

    Meanwhile, the Women's Six Nations reveals encouraging signs as Ireland, Wales, Italy and Scotland close the gap with England and France in terms of first-team quality, though bench strength remains the defining difference. Italy's surprise victory over Scotland creates an unexpected battle to avoid the wooden spoon.

    Join us as we dissect these fascinating contests, debate selection dilemmas, and explore what makes Ben Tamifuna the perfect pantomime villain that rugby needs. Whether you're following club or international rugby, this episode captures the current pulse of the northern hemisphere game.

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Ep. 14 - The End of Elite European Club Rugby?
    Apr 9 2025

    Has the Champions Cup lost its magic? When 62-0 and 72-42 scorelines dominate the round of 16, something fundamental has changed in European rugby's premier club competition. We dive deep into why the current format is failing fans and teams alike.

    The evidence is damning - what was once an elite competition now feels diluted and predictable. We examine why English clubs are struggling so badly against their continental counterparts, looking beyond the obvious salary cap limitations to squad depth issues and scheduling challenges. While Northampton Saints provide a glimmer of hope for Premiership representation, the gulf between the top seeds and everyone else raises serious questions about the competition's future.

    Could returning to the original Heineken Cup format save European rugby? Fewer teams, traditional pool stages, and direct progression to quarter-finals might restore what's been lost. We debate whether Leinster are destined to finally claim the trophy this year or if Toulouse, Bordeaux, or Toulon might have something to say about it.

    For those seeking more competitive rugby, we preview this weekend's Women's Six Nations fixtures, highlighting Ireland vs England as the must-watch clash where genuine jeopardy exists. Plus, we celebrate Joel Merkler, the 23-year-old Spanish prop who looks nothing like you'd expect, and examine what's gone wrong for Harlequins and Marcus Smith this season.

    Join us for a passionate, unfiltered look at the state of rugby across Europe and beyond. Get in touch via our social channels or email - we'd love to hear your thoughts on how to restore elite European club competition to its former glory.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Ep. 13 - RMOB v Fat (Guest Interview w/ ManvFat Rugby Lead Karl White)
    Apr 2 2025

    This weeks podcast features Dave & Rory discussing;

    • Gallagher Premiership Round 13 Results
    • The vacuum of information around the future of Tier 2 rugby and the ominous position for Newcastle Falcons
    • The strength of the Bath squad and their increasing Title chances
    • Rory once again gushes over another glorious Gloucester performance
    • An interview with Karl White (ManvFAT Rugby Lead) around the Man v Fat Rugby programme
    • A summary of the Womens Six Nations and how it is all going by the book so far...
    • The latest instalment from the DPRFR
    • A probing Q&A section where Dave & Rory discuss the run in for the teams in contention for the premiership and how Premiership Rugby may miss an open goal marketing opportunity for the game

    If you feel inspired to join ManvFat Rugby after listening to this podcast. Please use our referral code MVFRUCKS to get £5 off of your registration fee.

    Dont forget to follow us on our social media accounts on TikTok, Instagram & YouTube. You can also contact us directly at RucksMaulsOvalBalls@outlook.com

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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • Ep 12 - The Derby's, The Drama & The Damp Occasions
    Mar 26 2025

    Rugby's return after the Six Nations brings fresh energy to the Premiership as title races intensify and new storylines emerge across both men's and women's competitions.

    The weekend delivered a mixture of stunning try-fests and tactical chess matches that have dramatically reshaped the league table. Bath continue their dominance at the summit, now six points clear of Bristol in second, while just six points separate positions three through seven with six rounds remaining. Every match now carries playoff implications.

    Leicester Tigers' emphatic 33-0 victory at Franklin's Gardens exposed a rusty Northampton Saints side that conceded an astonishing 29 turnovers. Sale Sharks, reinvigorated by George Ford's return, demonstrated championship credentials with a composed 39-15 win against Newcastle, while Harlequins stunned Saracens 23-12 at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium thanks to Jamie Benson's game-changing introduction at fly-half.

    The undoubted highlight came at Ashton Gate where Bristol Bears and Exeter Chiefs delivered 90 points of entertainment in a 52-38 thriller featuring six tries in the opening 15 minutes alone. Meanwhile, Bath's extraordinary squad depth proved decisive yet again as they overcame Gloucester 42-26 with Finn Russell orchestrating proceedings masterfully.

    The Women's Six Nations also kicked off with France defeating a spirited Ireland 27-15, Scotland narrowly overcoming Wales 24-21, and England demonstrating their impressive depth in a 38-5 victory against Italy. Standout performers included Ireland's Aoife Wafer, Scotland's electric back three, and England's emerging talents Mia Venner and Emma Sing.

    With European competition temporarily interrupting domestic action next weekend, the stage is set for a thrilling conclusion to the season. Will anyone catch Bath, or are they destined for their first Premiership title since 1996? Subscribe now to follow our analysis of rugby's most exciting storylines as they unfold!

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Ep. 11 - The Principality, The PWR & The Pollock
    Mar 19 2025

    We break down the Six Nations tournament with detailed analysis of the key matches and standout performers from the thrilling final weekend.

    • Italy showed incredible promise against Ireland despite injuries and a red card
    • England produced a record-breaking performance at the Principality Stadium against Wales
    • France seized the Six Nations crown after their convincing win over Scotland
    • Our team of the tournament includes Menoncello, Curry, Dupont, and Freeman
    • Premiership Rugby returns with exciting derby matchups this weekend
    • Gloucester Hartbury claimed the PWR title with a comeback win against Saracens
    • Two new inductees welcomed to the DPRFR – Neve Jones and Maud Muir
    • Financial concerns continue with Newcastle Falcons requiring a £4m loan

    Join us next week as we dive into the Women's Six Nations and return of Premiership Rugby!


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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • Ep. 10 - The Good, The Bad & The French
    Mar 12 2025

    The drama of Six Nations Round 4 unfolded with breathtaking twists that have completely reshaped the tournament narrative and set up what promises to be an unforgettable Super Saturday finale.

    England's evolution under Borthwick continued with a convincing 47-24 victory over Italy, showcasing a more fluid attacking approach with forwards willingly moving the ball and backs finding space. Fraser Dingwall established himself as England's midfield conductor while questions remain about Marcus Smith's long-term future at fullback despite his attacking contributions. The performance provided genuine optimism for England supporters, yet revealed concerning defensive patterns for an Italian side that seems to have regressed as the tournament has progressed.

    Scotland's rollercoaster 35-29 victory over Wales perfectly encapsulated the Jekyll and Hyde nature of modern test rugby. From Scotland's first-half dominance to Wales' remarkable second-half resurgence sparked by Jared Evans and a revitalized forward pack, the contest delivered moments of brilliance interspersed with controversy—particularly around Blair Murray's disallowed try for jumping into contact, sparking debate about refereeing consistency and rugby's sometimes confusing application of laws.

    The weekend's defining moment came in Dublin, where France produced a tactical masterclass to dismantle Ireland 42-27 in their own backyard. Deploying their "seven-one" bench split to devastating effect, the French overwhelmed Ireland physically and tactically while playing a brand of rugby so fluid that Oscar Jegou slotted seamlessly at center for 35 minutes without anyone noticing. The victory came at a cost with Antoine Dupont's knee injury casting a shadow over the performance, but firmly established France as the team to beat heading into the final weekend.

    With three teams still in championship contention, the stage is set for a dramatic conclusion. Will England overcome Wales at a hostile Principality Stadium? Can France complete their resurgence against Scotland? Or might Ireland produce a statement performance against Italy and hope results go their way? Join us next week as we unpack all the drama from what promises to be an electric Super Saturday.

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    1 hr and 36 mins
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