Episodes

  • 200 Post Election & Eating Donuts
    Apr 29 2025

    It’s the day after the Federal Election. Philly could see himself working at a polling station in his retirement – especially if he gets to wear a safety vest & drive a golf cart around. It’s #2DAT which means “Two Days Ago Tuesday” where we wanna see what you were up to on Sunday. How superstitious are you? Find out with the “Completely Useless Question”. Manitoba is getting it’s first robot surgeon. Kirby can’t seem to grasp the idea of dressing appropriately for the weather. PLUS how many donuts have you eaten in one sitting… No judgement here!

    00:00 Federal Election
    03:39 Bone Phone
    09:33 Philly Workin’ The Polls
    11:15 #2DAT
    15:20 Completely Useless Question
    19:49 Robot Surgeon
    20:51 Kirby Without Jacket
    22:59 Donut Eating Records

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    27 mins
  • 199 Jets Concern & Deer Whistles
    Apr 28 2025

    The series is tied at 2-2 for the Jets & Blues – How would you sum up your feeling in three words or less? We had a taste of nice weather over the weekend, but what does the week look like. There is a good chance you talk to your pet with a different voice, maybe even your spouse. Deer jumping out on the road in front of you can be avoided by using a… Whistle? Kirby proposes an underpass for them to use. Find out what we hate doing on Mondays in Joe’s “Completely Useless Question”.

    00:00 Winnipeg Jets
    04:59 Bone Phone
    12:13 Weather
    16:13 Using A Different Voice
    19:08 Concern Level
    22:52 Office Women
    25:20 Completely Useless Question
    28:22 Deer Whistle

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    31 mins
  • 198 Jets Cause For Concern
    Apr 25 2025

    No need to panic – Just because the Jets lost Game 3 last night doesn’t mean cause for concern! We unpack our feelings about the playoff series so far. After a big bowl of chili last night with a side of garlic bread – Joe is ready to give a gut feeling as well. Kirby uses the “Do Not Disturb” feature on her phone but makes a couple of exceptions. We had so many tickets to giveaway on the show, thank goodness Joe keeps track. The Name Game losing streak ends after a little help. Think about things you’ve done twice in your life because that’s the answer for the “Completely Useless Question”.

    00:00 Jets Concern Level
    03:23 Bone Phone
    09:21 Do Not Disturb
    12:26 Lay It On The Line
    15:17 Name Game
    21:40 Joe’s Gut Feeling
    24:33 Completely Useless Question

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    27 mins
  • 197 The Other Joe
    Apr 24 2025

    It’s Jets Game Day! Our Lady Peace might have known what “Naveed” means but PJK learns this morning. Joe has been receiving emails from another Joe in the company & we contact him to find out if the same happens to him. Throwdown Thursday is all about watching the game out or at home – Which one do you prefer? There are just some things in life that instantly make you happy – Find out what they are in Completely Useless. Phil admits to googling different types of animals to see who would win in a battle which leads us to discuss the difference between a honey badger & a regular badger.

    00:00 Meaning Of Naveed
    02:15 Bone Phone
    08:58 Jets Gamesmanship
    13:01 The Other Joe Part 1
    16:29 Throwdown Thursday
    19:53 The Other Joe Part 2
    22:36 Completely Useless Question
    28:16 Honey Badgers vs Badgers

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    31 mins
  • 196 How Not To Date
    Apr 23 2025

    We kick off a rainy Wednesday! The Whiteout continues to take over the city as we gear up for Game 3. The Glorious Sons are coming back to Winnipeg for the Burt Block Party this summer & the lead singer is a vibe. Would You Rather… Have to ask for a plunger or use an expired coupon on a first date? When it comes to pizza, Joe is the guy to ask! The dating talk continues on Completely Useless with a question about fun things to do on a first date that will help you secure a second PLUS the Bone Phone is lit as per usual.

    00:00 Good Morning
    03:19 Whiteout Support
    6:00 Glorious Sons
    09:38 Would You Rather
    14:28 Joe And Pizza
    17:24 Completely Useless Question
    25:50 Bone Phone

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    31 mins
  • 195 Two In The Bag
    Apr 22 2025

    Two wins in the bag for the Winnipeg Jets in the first round of the playoffs! To celebrate we have rolled out “Jets Jams” & fill you in on where you can find a yard sign to show your love. Joe was seen running around downtown Winnipeg after the Whiteout party. The conversation about canned meat continues… Zippering & not waving. Who is stealing toilet paper & Kleenex from work? Plus other stolen office items.

    00:00 GO JETS GO!
    03:25 Bone Phone
    11:19 Canned Ham
    13:45 Zippering
    16:55 Jets Jams
    20:07 Completely Useless Question
    26:10 Joe Whiteout Party
    30:21 Jets Signs

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    32 mins
  • 194 The Whiteout Is Coming
    Apr 17 2025

    Game 1 for the Winnipeg Jet’s playoffs kick off this weekend with the first Whiteout Party & Kirby isn’t dressing for the weather as per usual so Philly offers to lend her some long underwear. Our friends at Princess Auto are excited about the Jets too & did something really cool to celebrate! Thursday Throwdown puts the Jets vs the Blues in the first round. It’s like a Disney movie outside the CITI studios. A special edition of The Name Game & we chat with Comedian Sean Lecomber who’s at Rumors this weekend.

    00:00 Long Underwear
    04:36 Bone Phone
    12:09 Princess Auto Signs
    14:05 Thursday Throwdown
    17:44 Animals At Work
    20:06 Completely Useless Question
    24:42 Philly’s Long Undies
    25:53 Name Game
    31:18 Sean Lecomber Interview

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    37 mins
  • 193 Jets Playoff Excitement
    Apr 16 2025

    You can feel the excitement in the city when it comes to playoff hockey & the Winnipeg Jets! The excitement continues with the Burt Block Party announcement that came down yesterday – especially the Glorious Sons night. How did we go so long with the paper version of the Manitoba Health Card? Kirby finally got hers in the mail & feels like a VIP. Would You Rather… Be stuck in a port-a-potty or airplane bathroom for 24 hours? Shout out to those still rockin’ the old school alarm clock radio AND we chat playoff hockey with our buddy Sean Reynolds from Sportsnet.

    00:00 Jets Excitement
    03:58 Bone Phone
    10:35 Burt Block Party
    13:33 New Manitoba Health Card
    15:27 Would You Rather
    20:17 Alarm Clock Radio
    23:19 Completely Useless Question
    27:21 Sean Reynolds Interview

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    35 mins
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