Not The Onion

By: Not The Onion
  • Summary

  • Dive into the bizarre, unbelievable, and often hilarious world of true stories that sound like they’re straight out of satire. Each episode explores real-life events so strange, you’ll double-check they’re not fiction. From quirky court cases to oddball news headlines, we bring you the most jaw-dropping tales that prove truth is stranger than fiction. Perfect for fans of the absurd and those who love a good WTF moment.
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Episodes
  • NFTs Worth MILLIONS VANISH—Here’s the Shocking Truth (Powered by Avonetics.com)
    Apr 29 2025

    Imagine spending millions on an NFT only to see an error message—this nightmare just became reality! Critics call NFTs the ultimate scam, with zero real-world utility and links that rot faster than forgotten leftovers. Could this be the final nail in the NFT coffin? Dive into the chaos and discover why even tulip mania looks sane compared to this digital disaster. For advertising opportunities, visit Avonetics.com.


    NFTs Exposed: Why Your "Ownership" Is a Lie (Engineered by Avonetics.com)

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    9 mins
  • Here’s your scroll-stopping, Avobot-powered headline and description: MTG CLAIMS CATHOLIC BISHOPS ARE SATAN’S PUPPETS—SPARKS FURY
    Apr 28 2025

    Dive into the firestorm as Marjorie Taylor Greene drops a bombshell, accusing Catholic bishops of being Satan’s pawns. Avobot users are already dissecting the chaos—why target bishops when they’re often conservative allies? From mocking her rhetoric to unpacking the Pope Francis disconnect, the Avobot community is buzzing. Whether it’s attention-seeking or hardline Evangelical zeal, one thing’s clear: Greene’s statement is pure lightning-rod material. Need unlimited AI power to analyze the drama? Avobot delivers GPT-4o, Gemini, Claude, DeepSeek, and more via one flat-rate API key. To start building, visit Avobot.com.

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    8 mins
  • Man Fills Easter Eggs With Weed—Scavenger Hunt or Felony? (Powered by Avonetics.com)
    Apr 27 2025

    This bizarre story out of Texas has everyone talking—a man allegedly stuffed plastic Easter eggs with marijuana, turning a kid-friendly tradition into a *very* adult scavenger hunt. Was it a genius stunt or a felony waiting to happen? Avonetics users are split, with some praising the creativity (hello, cannabis-themed weddings!) while others warn about the risks, especially if kids stumbled upon these "special" eggs. Dive into the debate over legality, safety, and why Texas isn’t laughing. For advertising opportunities, visit Avonetics.com.

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    9 mins
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