Episodes

  • Nightly News Roundup for July 4, 2025

    Nightly News Roundup for July 4, 2025
    Jul 4 2025
    ICE agents pissed all over an elementary school parking lot, cities around the country are cancelling 4th of July events due to "safety concerns," Marines are deploying to Florida, and the Supreme Court says "bow down to the executive, bitches."

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    5 mins
  • Nightly News Roundup for July 3, 2025

    Nightly News Roundup for July 3, 2025
    Jul 3 2025
    ICE has decided the best way to celebrate independence is to round up brown people, Trump and his clowns passed a piece of legislation that will add trillions to the deficit at the low, low cost of American lives, and U.S. District Judge Randolph Moss just blocked Trump’s asylum ban... for now.

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    4 mins
  • Nightly News Roundup for July 2, 2025

    Nightly News Roundup for July 2, 2025
    Jul 3 2025
    President Trump admitted he had no idea what's in the Big Bucket of Bullshit Bill but he did try to hawk cologne and perfume. Eau du Scandal! The U.S. lost 33,000 jobs in June, Tesla posted its worst quarter ever, and an app that allows users to pinpoint ICE agents' location hit number one.

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    5 mins
  • Nightly News Roundup for June 27, 2025

    Nightly News Roundup for June 27, 2025
    Jun 28 2025
    The Supreme Court ruled today that federal courts might not have a say in federal actions, dissidents are clowning ICE, Gov. Newsom sues Fox News for $787 million, and massive protests are ready to go all over the country this weekend.

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    5 mins
  • Nightly News Roundup for June 26, 2025

    Nightly News Roundup for June 26, 2025
    Jun 27 2025
    Whiskey Leaks went off a (checks notes) Fox News reporter for daring to ask a valid question, the Big Beautiful Bill is rapidly becoming a giant fucking failure, cocaine use and production is at an all-time high, and Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard has been frozen out of intelligence briefings.

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    5 mins
  • Nightly News Roundup for June 25, 2025

    Nightly News Roundup for June 25, 2025
    Jun 26 2025
    Trump exploded like a SpaceX craft over a CNN report, MAGA is raging over the NYC mayoral democratic primary, heroin health secretary RFK Jr., wants everyone to wear a health tracker, and the White House plans to limit sharing information with Congress as required by law.

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    4 mins