• chatGPT vs. Everybody: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)
    Apr 24 2025

    Langston and David answer a listener's email about A.I. and chatGPT replacing the podcast.

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    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

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    19 mins
  • FaceTime with Terrence Howard & Black Alien Race (with Brandon T. Jackson)
    Apr 22 2025

    Langston and David sit down with actor Brandon T. Jackson (The Family Business: New Orleans) and chat about all the unknown things around us: realms, chess, religion, and Black alien race are discussed at length. Also, what's up with humans and machines/REAL ID? Of course TikTok videos are involved and the boys get a special FaceTime call from the father of truth: Terrence Howard. Langston and David can officially die happy now.

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    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Baby, You Got What I Weed: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)
    Apr 17 2025

    Lil' Mommas! Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode where Langston and David answer an email about smoking weed during pregnancy leaves babies with dark lips.

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    SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com

    LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

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    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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    24 mins
  • Lil' Momma Voicemails & The Greatest Dookie Story Ever Told (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)
    Apr 15 2025

    Langston and David sit down in studio to listen to voicemails from the Lil' Mommas. Messages range from speculations of parasocial relationships with the hosts leading to a bigger discussion of male loneliness to having a glow up of the century. Also, Langston and David have the greatest story to tell the listeners, of course it involves dookie.

    Go to vote.webbyawards.com and search "My Momma Told Me" and cast your vote!

    SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com

    LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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    49 mins
  • Bring Back Our Girls!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
    Apr 10 2025

    Langston and David respond to a listener's voicemail about sleeping in a bra that then spirals into a debate on nighttime nudity.

    Go to vote.webbyawards.com and search "My Momma Told Me" and cast your vote!

    SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com

    LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

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    24 mins
  • WEBBY NOMINATED: New Year, New Black-Eyed Peas (with Monét X Change)
    Apr 8 2025

    Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! My Momma Told Me got nominated for a Webby Award! This week we are re-releasing our nominated episode with our guest Monét X Change. Go to vote.webbyawards.com and search "My Momma Told Me" and cast your vote!

    SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com

    LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Langston, Why You Always Whinin’?: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
    Apr 3 2025

    Langston and David respond to a listener's voicemail calling out Langston for a nasty allegation. Did he really bring David on as a co-host just to throw some light-skinned shade? Well, you be the judge of that.

    VOTE FOR US! SEARCH "MY MOMMA TOLD ME" AT VOTE.WEBBYAWARDS.COM

    SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com

    LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

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    19 mins
  • Soul Music & Sex Trafficking (with Roxxy Haze)
    Apr 1 2025

    Do soul music groups and sex trafficking have a history with one another? Langston and David chat with Roxxy Haze (BET and The Roxxy Haze Podcast) about this controversial topic. They explore bands who have allegedly dabbled in these acts like The Platters and more. The discussion also goes into topics like orgies, Rick James, Power Rangers, and geographical distances between Canada and the American Midwest. And last but not least, Langston doesn't support Hot Cheetos and David does his best Canadian accent.

    Be sure to catch Roxxy Haze on the Whatever Happens, Happen Tour!

    SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com

    LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

    FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

    FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

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    50 mins
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