Episodes

  • Episode 377 - S17E11 - Townhouse Incident

    Episode 377 - S17E11 - Townhouse Incident
    Jul 7 2025
    (00:00:00) Matt and Aviv Have Nothing To Say
    (00:25:02) Episode Review

    That sure is a nice townhouse you've got there. Would be a shame if there were some sort of... incident.

    No joke, Aviv and Matt talk about so many things that don't matter that we had to fade out their rants. Not even worth a bonus episode. Yet, you still get to hear Aviv describe a noisy nectarine that he ate. What an episode we have for you this week! A hostage situation leads us to ask the questions: Why doesn't Stabler come in on a Harley and fix everything? And, could a writer decide something about a character half-way through an episode and then just change their personality on the fly?

    All that and more on this week's episode of SVU.
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    1 hr and 59 mins
  • Episode 376 - S17E10 - Catfishing Teacher

    Episode 376 - S17E10 - Catfishing Teacher
    Jun 30 2025
    (00:00:00) Matt Rants about Rich Blonde Women (not the one you think!)
    (00:22:23) Episode Review

    Matt has some thoughts about Sydney Sweeney's new bathwater soap and they are 'yum yum. give me that sexy bathwater'. We also are visited by the corpse of Christmas Present, Judge Jeanine Pirro in this week's episode, Catfishing Teacher
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    1 hr and 59 mins
  • Episode 375 - S17E9 - Depravity Standard

    Episode 375 - S17E9 - Depravity Standard
    Jun 23 2025
    (00:00:00) Aviv is Getting Ready for His Honeymoon
    (00:08:36) Episode Review

    Is this episode good? No. But is it interesting? Also no. But do our detectives learn from their past mistakes when a child murderer may walk free because of their interogation techniques? We'll let you guess. Tom Sizemore and B.D. Wong return on this week's episode of SVU.
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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Episode 374.1 - Matt Has a Bone to Pick with Hollywood

    Episode 374.1 - Matt Has a Bone to Pick with Hollywood
    Jun 22 2025
    Aviv likes the new Mission: Impossible, but Matt hates the new Fear Street. Can these two ever get along?

    We recorded this episode in May of 2025, so the people whose voices you hear have no idea that we've just bombed Iran. Have pity on them.
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    38 mins
  • Episode 374 - S17E8 - Melancholy Pursuit

    Episode 374 - S17E8 - Melancholy Pursuit
    Jun 16 2025
    (00:00:00) Aviv is Vitamin D Deficient and Matt Hates Babies
    (00:24:33) Episode Review

    This week we learn to be cool girls instead of pool girls, Matt gets ready to immigrate to Canada, and Aviv learns about the Dodgers. Also, Mike Dodds his getting a little too close to a case of a missing, murdered girl and another guy named Ray that can't stop fucking. All that and more this week.
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    1 hr and 41 mins
  • Episode 373 - S17E7 - Patrimonial Burden

    Episode 373 - S17E7 - Patrimonial Burden
    Jun 9 2025
    (00:00:00) Week Recaps, Aviv Broke His Toe
    (00:18:05) Episode Recap

    Could a family of 12 have not one, not two, but four pedofiles in their orbit? You know it! Would a pastor try to marry his 13 year old victim in order to shield himself from consequences? You bet! Aviv broke his toe. Matt went to Walla Walla.

    All this, and I guess we talk about an episode of SVU.
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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • Episode 372.1 - Phroggers and Donkey Lovers

    Episode 372.1 - Phroggers and Donkey Lovers
    Jun 9 2025
    In which we decide which donkey humping erotica cover is better, discuss phroggers, and read your correspondence.
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    14 mins
  • Episode 372 - S17E6 - Maternal Instincts

    Episode 372 - S17E6 - Maternal Instincts
    Jun 2 2025
    (00:00:00) Recommends, Eat Shit, and The New Pope
    (00:26:52) Episode Review

    Finally, it's Matt who gets to eat shit, and you'll never guess why. Also a couple recommends and our first impressions of the new Pope. Oh yeah, and also Kim Rollins is back gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbossing.
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    1 hr and 32 mins