Episodes

  • SUPERNATURAL CHILD ABDUCTIONS Pt.2-"CRIB CREEPERS"
    Jul 5 2025

    Here it is folks, part 2 of "Supernatural Child Abductions". All literary sources listed in the podcast itself. Video sources include:

    *David Jacobs on Coast To Coast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmiQBVKFnQk

    *The Kelly Cahill Abduction:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSe-_N32vuU&t=1216s

    *Weird people in the woods?:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQW2uoGDuYM&list=PLnORemBrCOZO9iXv-k_VjU3m3WHTZFCyL&index=163

    *Beyond Creepy video about those who've returned:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2f6Tcg6kcA&list=PLnORemBrCOZO9iXv-k_VjU3m3WHTZFCyL&index=160


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    2 hrs and 4 mins
  • SUPERNATURAL CHILD ABDUCTIONS Pt.1-"SPIRITED AWAY"
    Jul 5 2025

    HAPPY AMERICA! Enjoy it while it lasts. Here's part 1 of a BIG old research project. Part 2 coming soon!

    Changelings, kamikakushi, missing fetus syndrome, aliens, faeries, cryptids, and more!


    Email us! kooksandcranks@gmail.com



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    2 hrs and 2 mins
  • "GOLF RUMORS-A HYPERSTITION" & "TYPHONIAN, TX" (re-upload)
    Jun 29 2025

    Apparently YT and Spotify have differing viewpoints on what constitutes copyrighted material so I had to chop the ends off of this but I worked really hard on all this research so hopefully this cuts the mustard (if that's an actual saying?). Here's an episode about hometown horrors...and golf courses. Hope you enjoy.


    Change.org petition to re-open the Kim Nguyen case:

    https://www.change.org/p/garland-police-department-mesquite-police-department-reopen-the-unsolved-case-of-kim-nguyen-aged-8-of-garland-texas-fa52464f-97a8-45ac-b4f9-a4f73993086e

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • TOM SLICK, CRYPTID HUNTER Pt.1-"GET UP, C'MON GET DOWN WITH THE SLICKNESS"
    Jun 10 2025

    What's up you beautiful kooks?! This week the boys are back together again (awwww!) and they're covering Texas oilman, inventor, philanthropist, adventurer, international man of mystery, and cryptid hunter...TOM SLICK! (Oh yeah, he may have also been working for the CIA...or was he?) This is just part one of a CRAZY life full of adventure, intrigue, yeti shit, and fairly decent Owen Wilson impressions! (But you're just gonna have to listen in to figure out what all goes where.) ALSO: we close out on some random movie reviews and recommendations... SPOILER WARNING! Some of it gets pretty rough...rough, rough stuff.

    Email us!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com

    SOURCES: "Tom Slick-True Life Encounters In Cryptozoology" as well as the article, "Tom Slick: Mystery Man", both written by Loren Coleman




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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • LT. COL. "DR." TOM BEARDEN-"ZARG!"
    Jun 4 2025

    What's up you beautiful kooks! We're back with more utter WEIRDNESS! But it's inspired weirdness, I'll give it that much! Today we're covering Lt. Col. "Dr." Tom Bearden (his "doctorate" is somewhat in question from what I've heard tell). We're talking parapsychology, UFOs, psychotronics, Soviet Russia, poltergeists, cattle mutilations, & the "meta-psychological" Freudian analysis of it all! It's gonna get rrrrrrrrreal freaky weird y'all!

    Email us!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com

    Sources: "The Excalibur Briefing" by Lt. Col. Tom Bearden & Fortean Times #26


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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • STANISLAV SZUKALSKI & "ZERMATISM"...A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF WEIRD HORRORS!
    May 28 2025

    KOOOOOOOOOOOKS! What's up y'all! This is just...just wacky. And if that ain't the understatement of a lifetime! Apparently, waaaaay back in mankind's history, humans were "getting it on" with yetis and sasquatches? (And not by choice...mostly.) Not only that, but it's the reason for ALL of mankind's ills today! I shit thee nay! Check it out y'all!

    Email us!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com

    SOURCES:

    "Strange Creations-Aberrant Ideas of Human Origins" by Diana Kossy

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwOyE_H3VLo&t=2995s

    https://www.youtube.com/@BobGymlan

    https://moron.com/woman-relationship-with-bigfoot/

    https://www.facebook.com/TullahomaTNGovernment/posts/tullahoma-a-local-woman-is-the-talk-of-the-town-after-an-outrageous-claim-that-s/696594792479890/

    https://zermatism.wordpress.com

    https://www.kookscience.com/arch/Zermatic.html

    https://hague6185.wordpress.com/2014/09/12/the-ivanov-experiments-part-i/

    https://culture.pl/en/article/polishness-as-religion-the-mystical-delirium-of-a-nationalist-artist



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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • THE GREEN DRAGON SOCIETY & "THE MAN WITH THE GREEN GLOVES"-"SKULLDUGGERY!"
    May 14 2025

    KOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS! Sup famalamazam! Daaaaamn! This episode covers the enigmatic figure known as "The Man With The Green Gloves", a shadowy "yellow peril" archetype lurking within the peripheries of so called "Nazi occultism" & the default figurehead of one of the most mysterious WWII era Japanese secret societies..."The Green Dragon Society"! Who were they? Were they even real? This isn't another one of those "Maria Orsic" type situations...is it? Not quite! This one's got a little more reality to it. (Even if this mystery man just so happens to be some kind of semi-mythical composite character of Nazi adjacent weirdos such as the unfortunate individual known to history as "Hitler's Psychic", one Erik Jan Hanussen. Or was it perhaps the pitifully eccentric living mistake that re-christened himself "The Great Chao Kung"?) GESUNDHEIT! Maybe a little from "Column A" and a little from "Column B"! LET'S GET INTO IT! X.O.X.O.

    Email us!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com

    MUSIC: "Krao" by Yokai, theme from "Curb Your Enthusiasm", "Incantation" & "Signal To Noise" by Scott Buckley, "Back To The Volcano Base" by Babasmas Caturday, ""Funeral March of A Marionette" by Gounod, "Irish Jig" by...YouTube? (I guess?), "Meowpurrrdy" by Meow The Jewels, and "Torgo's Theme" from ""MANOS": The Hands of Fate"

    SOURCES:

    *https://www.newdawnmagazine.com/articles/secret-history/behold-the-green-dragon-the-myth-reality-of-an-asian-secret-society

    *https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/1bqm5ws/the_jewish_nazi_dalai_lama_madlad_full_story_in/

    *https://info-buddhism.com/Nazis-of-Tibet-A-Twentieth-Century-Myth_Engelhardt.html

    *https://maybelogic.blogspot.com/2011/01/seven-heads-of-green-dragon.html

    *https://perfumedskull.com/2017/05/25/evil-dukpas-woke-tv-reboots-and-dreams-of-tibet-on-the-blavatskyisms-of-twin-peaks/


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    1 hr and 49 mins
  • PSYCHOGEOGRAPHY Vol.2-"Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good!"
    May 12 2025

    What's up you beautiful kooks! While I'm losing my mind...YOU GET TO REAP ALL THE BENEFITS! This episode I'm trying something new, something different, and something (if I may be so bold) a little more personal. Something that I want to do that incorporates YOU! The listener! Check it out, let me know what you think! Is this "normal"? Are you "normal"? Just what the fuck exactly is..."normal"? Does such a thing as "normal" really and truly even exist? LET'S TALK ABOUT IT! NOW TELLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEE!!! What's weird in your hood? Cryptids? Cults? Conspiracies? Urban legends? Alien abductions? This and all other such "high strangeness" is welcome!


    EMAIL ME!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com


    "ROYALTY FREE?" MUSIC: "Incantation" & "Signal To Noise" by Scott Buckley, "Cut Throat" by Syndrome, & "Back To The Volcano Castle" by Babasmas Caturday


    SOURCES:

    Albert Rosales' "Humanoid Encounters" Series: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=albert+rosales+books&crid=2DOTU6EPKPQM8&sprefix=albert+rosales%2Caps%2C130&ref=nb_sb_ss_ts-doa-p_2_14

    George Mitrovic's "Phenomenal Database" Series: https://www.amazon.com/Atlas-Strange-Mysterious-Archaeology-America/dp/B0CW6GRBWJ/ref=sr_1_6?crid=2SR4OGQ7PGBDR&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-sNtU8aRTMN_QeXtDK_scWZxUQPmjCOiIKLEnGu_4SOtjWHcqoSsQG7EI0zrHA6ipqE9bAtLmkaKxJZgiz4ug-pFLLHaBW0VOy7aaLxugDaS10qd4CN07Lm-HWaAZwB8dYdt6bWbYlrAt3-56vyF7YZN_MkF1MYNxtwGLCvUFQMVzTZzVoGDLXjl4L8pUJJ0z9usZWlnZA8SBkm3yv7BG1X4mXAU2EOMi_WoBOJV27o.rzMjIhk9wCQU_-gtbOWVjpYCReTrGaoNRiavo1XC6S4&dib_tag=se&keywords=george+mitrovic+books&qid=1747060146&sprefix=george+mitrovic+books%2Caps%2C232&sr=8-6

    (This one's more of a direct jump off point because he also has a lot of kooky titles about "The Great Climate Change Deception" and other...questionable weirdness. AS IS HIS WONT TO DO...I'm not all that into those bits myself but hey, whatever, you go boy...George.)



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    1 hr and 21 mins