It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 62 – “If You Can’t Leave the House for a Sandwich, You Don’t Deserve One” Podcast By  cover art

It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 62 – “If You Can’t Leave the House for a Sandwich, You Don’t Deserve One”

It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 62 – “If You Can’t Leave the House for a Sandwich, You Don’t Deserve One”

Listen for free

View show details

About this listen

Due to a coding problem with Alexa, you are hearing this description instead of the actual episode of It's Embert! While they try to figure this out, if they ever do, please look for It's Embert on Spotify where you can listen to this and all other episodes. Thank you for your patience while some engineer that put a colon where a bracket should be figures out what they did wrong at Alexa HQ.

Embert goes full crusty bread on the modern plague of delivery dependency.
From overpriced sandwiches to limp fries that show up 90 minutes late, he’s had it with a world that can’t be bothered to walk out the door for lunch.

In this one:

  • A eulogy for the neighborhood deli

  • A showdown with his grandson over “convenience”

  • A public service announcement about tipping

  • And a desperate plea for society to put pants on again

If your idea of effort is tracking your burrito in real-time, it’s time to tune in and shape up.

New episodes drop regularly, or whenever Embert finishes microwaving the sandwich he picked up himself.

No reviews yet