It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 58 – “If You Can’t Return the Cart, You’re Not Fit for Society”
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It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 58 – “If You Can’t Return the Cart, You’re Not Fit for Society”
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What does your shopping cart say about you? Everything.
In this episode, Embert goes ballistic on the lazy, the selfish, and the “too busy” folks who treat parking lots like lawless wastelands.
Topics include:
The unwritten rule of the cart corral
The cart that murdered his Buick
A savage takedown of the “Someone gets paid for that” excuse
And the shocking connection between cart abandonment and societal decay
If you’ve ever returned a cart in the rain just because it was the right thing to do—this one’s your victory lap.
New episodes drop regularly, or whenever Embert finishes walking the one cart he didn’t even use all the way back to the front of the store.
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