I Swear To Drunk I Am Not God

By: Britt Perkins
  • Summary

  • This is I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God, a podcast where we blend chilling true crime narratives with spine-tingling cocktails. Join your host, Britt Perkins, as she delves into some of the most gripping crime stories while sipping on handcrafted drinks. Expect a mix of macabre tales and killer concoctions every other Thursday! Get ready for a wild ride—it's bound to be a boozy and boundary-pushing experience!

    Disclaimer: The content presented in this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. We are not responsible for any errors or omissions in the information provided. True crime stories may include graphic descriptions of violent or disturbing events. Listener discretion is advised. "I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God" may include references or links to third-party websites, products, or services. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of third-party content, and we are not responsible for any issues arising from their use.

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Episodes
  • S3 - EP 6 - THE TERRIBLE CRIMES OF ANDREA YATES
    Apr 28 2025

    Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 6!

    She's back! After a long break, my sister, Kirrah rejoins the poddy as we take a deep, emotional dive into the tragic and haunting case of Andrea Yates. We unpack the events leading up to that fateful day, and the deeper mental health struggles that were overlooked. It's a heavy episode, but having her back makes it a little lighter...and it's my BIRTHDAY! So...let’s get into it..

    The poison in this episode is the Fleur de Paradis.

    If you want to drink with us, you will need gin, elderflowe liqueur, orange bitters, grapefruit juice, champagne, lemon juice and simple syrup.

    The recipe for the Fleur de Paradis is as follows:

    • 2 oz gin
    • 1 oz lemon juice
    • 1 dash orange bitters
    • 1/4 oz simple syrup
    • 1/4 oz grape fruit juice
    • 3/4 oz elderflower liqueur
    • Perrier-Jouet Champagne, chilled

    Pour ingredient in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until chilled. Strain into a coupe glass and top with champagne.

    Enjoy!

    Sources:
    “Are You There Alone?: The Unspeakable Crime of Andrea Yates” by Suzanne O'Malley
    https://www.amazon.com/Are-You-There-Alone-Unspeakable/dp/0743466292

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    Britt
    @stinglikeabea - BlueSky
    @stinglikeabea - TikTok


    Disclaimer: The content presented in this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. We are not responsible for any errors or omissions in the information provided. True crime stories may include graphic descriptions of violent or disturbing events. Listener discretion is advised. "I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God" may include references or links to third-party websites, products, or services. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of third-party content, and we are not responsible for any issues arising from their use.


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    1 hr and 41 mins
  • S3 - EP 5 - THE SPECIAL COUNSEL ROBERT MUELLER'S 2016 ELECTION INVESTIGATION REPORT
    Mar 23 2025

    Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 5!

    In this episode, Sal and I dive into the chaos surrounding the 448-page and 187-page Mueller reports — the one that breaks down Russia’s attempts to interfere in the 2016 election and the investigation that shook up American politics.

    The poison in this episode is the Whiskey Sour.

    If you want to drink with us, you will need bourbon whiskey, lemon juice and simple syrup.

    The recipe for the Whiskey Sour is as follows:

    • 1 ½ oz bourbon whiskey
    • 1 oz lemon juice
    • ½ oz simple syrup

    Pour lemon juice, simple syrup and bourbon whiskey in a cocktail shaker. Shake until chilled. Fill with ice and strain into a cocktail glass!

    Enjoy!

    Sources:
    “Report on the Investigation into Russian Interference in the 2016 Presidential Election, Volume I​ & II”
    https://www.justice.gov/archives/sco/file/1373816/dl?inline=

    Send us a text

    Support the show

    Britt
    @stinglikeabea - BlueSky
    @stinglikeabea - TikTok


    Disclaimer: The content presented in this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. We are not responsible for any errors or omissions in the information provided. True crime stories may include graphic descriptions of violent or disturbing events. Listener discretion is advised. "I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God" may include references or links to third-party websites, products, or services. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of third-party content, and we are not responsible for any issues arising from their use.


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    1 hr and 49 mins
  • S3 - EP 4 - THE BATTLE OF LOS ANGELES
    Feb 18 2025

    Welcome to Season 3 - Episode 4!

    Join me as I dive into the mysterious events of the Battle of Los Angeles—a strange, high-intensity event that took place on the night of February 24, 1942. Was it really a Japanese attack, or something else entirely? I will explore the theories, the cover-ups, and the lasting questions surrounding this infamous, bizarre episode in U.S. history.

    The poison in this episode is the Saints of LA.

    If you want to drink with me, the recipe for the Saints of LA is as follows:

    • 2 oz silver tequila
    • 1 oz pineapple juice
    • 1 oz fresh lime juice
    • 1/2 oz agave syrup
    • 4-5 fresh basil leaves
    • A splash of club soda
    • Lime wheel, for garnish

    Muddle basil leaves in a shaker, then add ice, tequila, lime juice, pineapple juice, and agave syrup. Shake for 15 seconds, strain into a highball glass with ice, and top with club soda. Garnish with a lime wheel and enjoy!

    Sources:
    “The Battle of Los Angeles: The History of the Notorious False Alarm that Caused an Artillery Barrage over California during World War II"- https://www.amazon.com/Battle-Los-Angeles-Notorious-California/dp/1725973669?utm_source=chatgpt.com

    “History's Greatest Mysteries - S 5 E 7 The Battle of Los Angeles"- https://play.history.com/shows/historys-greatest-mysteries/season-5/episode-7

    Send us a text

    Support the show

    Britt
    @stinglikeabea - BlueSky
    @stinglikeabea - TikTok


    Disclaimer: The content presented in this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. We are not responsible for any errors or omissions in the information provided. True crime stories may include graphic descriptions of violent or disturbing events. Listener discretion is advised. "I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God" may include references or links to third-party websites, products, or services. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of third-party content, and we are not responsible for any issues arising from their use.


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    1 hr and 17 mins
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