Episodes

  • Hot Dogs, Hurt Dogs, & Hate Dogs
    Jul 8 2025

    The brothers discuss Hoosier hero, Joey Chestnut's triumphant return to Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, Pixar tries(?) to give us original content, James Gunn's obsession with animal cruelty, Alligator Alcatraz, the big beautiful bill, and more! They also rename Independence Day!

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Joey Chestnut Returns! Spaceballs Returns! World War Returns!
    Jun 24 2025

    In this episode the brothers discuss the devastating loss of the Pacers in game 7, the return of Joey Chestnut to Nathan's contest, Papa John's getting in on dirty soda, Rick Moranis is returning for Spaceballs 2, video games are taking longer and longer to develop, and we're on the verge of WW3! Exciting times! Plus, we rebrand the Pacers!

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • The Real World is an Onion Article Come to Life
    Jun 6 2025

    The brothers discuss Wendy's new sandwich is here and we have notes, Sprite Tea, the murder of Jonathan Joss, Randy Pitchford says real fans have money, 50 Cent tries to dissuade Trump from pardoning Diddy, Musk leaves the White House and almost immediately starts shit, and Trump shares a deranged Biden conspiracy. They also rename Palantir.

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Dirty Soda, Dirty Deeds, Dirty Water, & a Dirty Plane
    May 20 2025

    In the bread, the brothers discuss dirty soda from Papa John's & Mtn. Dew, the new #3 soda, and TGI Fridays last gasp? In the circuses, they talk about AI Vader going off the rails almost immediately, Nintendo can brick your system if they don't like the way you use it, HBO Max is back (not that it went anywhere), and Bungie steals art. And finally in the revolt, they discuss immigrants Trump DOES like, RFK Jr is a shit swimming lunatic, and there's a new Air Force One, so it's getting a new name!

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • This Place is Run by Crazy Old Men
    May 7 2025

    The brothers discuss 100 men vs. 1 gorilla, 3D printing your restaurants and soon your food, hot sauce and 5 hour energy - the combo everyone(?) asked for, video game prices are going up while employment goes down, GTA 6 delayed, the white house celebrates May the 4th by showing Trump as a Sith, maybe it's the dark side telling him to put tariffs on movies, the ABC interview, bonuses for babies and deportations, and RFK Jr.'s thoughts on autistic people. Plus, they rename Alcatraz!

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • The Pope Episode
    Apr 22 2025

    On this episode, the brothers discuss the death of Pope Frank, Red Robin's "Bottomless" "Burger" pass, in the midst of a plethora of food recalls the FDA announces inspecting food isn't their job anymore, Milton Hershey is getting a movie probably without all the problematic parts of his life, Fyre Fest 2 is cancelled who could've guessed, even more Star Wars, even more Signal chats with government officials talking about attack plans, the markets suck, everyone is getting shipped to El Salvador, and the Indiana government wants all the members to submit to Jesus and to absorb some Illinois counties! Plus, in the wake of the dead pope, we thought the catholic church could use some rebranding, so we're renaming some things for them!

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Toothpaste, Tombstone, & Tariffs
    Apr 8 2025

    The brothers discuss KFC releasing toothpaste, Popeye's pickles pitch, R.I.P. Val Kilmer, Nintendo announces the Switch 2, and tariffs are coming to ruin everything! And after hearing about the Switch 2, the brothers decide to offer Nintendo some alternative name suggestions.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • This Dystopia Sucks
    Mar 25 2025

    The brothers discuss DoorDash's new payment plan, RFK says making America healthy includes Steak 'n Shake, IGN is out of touch with the people, the new Toxic Avenger is finally getting released, Joe Exotic has a new angle, the DoE is DOA, a protestor is kidnapped and has his citizenship revoked, Chuck Schumer as no spine, and Tesla stock is acting like it's cars and going down in flames. Plus, renaming Gen Beta!

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    1 hr and 9 mins