Episodes

  • Continental Breakfast: Gilded Bones
    Jun 23 2025

    Come one, come all, into another episode of Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast. In this episode, for your degustatory pleasure, we have crafted a country featuring a tasty helping of BONES. Get them gilded, get them magneted, get them Eaten. However you like em, we've got them!


    With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening theme and Avery Adler for The Quiet Year.


    Music


    HoliznaCC0 - Sailing Away


    Cinematic Discovery - Desert Drums


    Georgio DiCampo - Pray & Hope


    Filmtones - Smooth Jazz Funky Sax

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    52 mins
  • Continental Breakfast: Shamanic Panic
    May 16 2025

    Feel the spirit flowing through you as you, lucky customer, get to experience Hook Cooks Continental Breakfast- a thing that happens whenever we get around to it. Tonight, we're serving only *you* with a tasty dish guaranteed to lift your mood and have you communing with nature~


    We take you to PsyTower-66, a tiny society build upon the ruins and bones of their predecessors, who were also built upon their predecessors, and so on and so forth, each a failed experiment to try to tame the dice-rolling, card-playing spirits of yore, all inexplicably mid-west America themed. Are you feelin' lucky?


    With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening theme and Avery Adler for The Quiet Year.


    Music


    HoliznaCC0 - Sailing Away


    United States National Anthem (The Star Spangled Banner) - The United States Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps


    Mysterious Dungeon - xDeviruchi

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    48 mins
  • Continental Breakfast: Unkempt Stars
    Apr 3 2025

    Come one, come all, to the greatest show in town, that's right, Hook Cooks Continental Breakfast is now grilling in your area! Get your eggshakes and your poached milk delivered fresh to the door of your majestic observatory!


    Welcome all to The Eye of Ozymandias, a land of sleeping adults and wide awake youth deftly woven together in a way that makes it definitely not weird! If you've ever looked up into the stars and thought there might be something looking back, then this episode may owe you a royalty check!


    With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening theme and Avery Adler for The Quiet Year.


    Music


    HoliznaCC0 - Sailing Away


    The Light of the Silvery Moon by E's Jammy Jams


    The Age of Wood by Savfk Cello


    The Depths Mysterious by Kalvin Plaza


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    48 mins
  • Continental Breakfast: Hungry Hungry Harbour
    Mar 16 2025

    Come one, come all, to SEAWORLD*, Home of the Incredible Flaming Waterhole! Join us in the Kitchen of Creativity for an episode of podcast guaranteed to get you from one place to another quicker than you can say "Monorail".



    *For legal purposes please note that any similarities to actual human theme-parks is purely coincidental.


    With thanks to HoliznaCC0 for our opening track and Avery Alder for The Quiet Year


    Music:


    Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0


    Sardana by Kevin MacLeod


    Rosalie's Waltz by Accordion Violin Choir


    Horror'ween Circus by Royalty Free Music



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    44 mins
  • Continental Breakfast: Colossal Ghosts
    Feb 19 2025

    Join us in the Kitchen of Creativity for a bone-tingling, ghost-busting episode of Continental Breakfast, the improvised world-building show you love to feel sort of okay about.


    In this week's episode, we take a regular sized Dan Akroyd, some of our producers' mysterious 'enlarging pills', and a whole lot of ooky spooky goodness to prepare for you a country-sized feast, ripe for delectation!


    Special thanks to Holizna for our theme-song, Sailing Away, and Avery Alder for 'The Quiet Year'.


    Music:


    HoliznaCC0 - Sailing Away

    Kevin MacLeod - Classic Horror 1 Royalty Free Music

    Rachmaninov - The Isle of the Dead, Symphonic Poem Op. 29

    Alfred Schnittke - Sinfonia n.8

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    38 mins
  • Continental Breakfast: Wasted Spark
    Feb 5 2025

    Welcome back to another very special episode of Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast, the improvised world-building show where we build a continent, one country at a time. In this week's stirring episode we answer such questions as 'Will Threepin ever graduate from bottling school?', 'Who left the dang lights on again?' and of course, 'What are those pesky elementals building?!'


    Join us as we delve into these questions and spend an inordinate amount of time trying to name this week's country.


    Thanks as always to HoliznaCC0 for our theme music, and to Avery Alder for The Quiet Year, from which we have drawn great inspiration.


    Music:


    Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0


    Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (No Copyright Music)


    Solo Violin Classical by Rafael Krux


    Storm - by AShamaluev Music

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    35 mins
  • Continental Breakfast: Gentle Rituals
    Jan 22 2025

    Step on up for a breakfast brimming with power and politesse. Join the Hook Cooks as we take a pre-prepared prompt and turn it into a country unlike any you've ever seen or heard of.


    Whether you like your eggs deviled, scrambled, or laid directly into your open mouth, you're bound to find something to your liking in this tasty treat of an episode!


    With thanks to Holizna for our opening track, Sailing Away, and Avery Alder for The Quiet Year, from which we drew great inspiration. Check out their stuff!


    Music:


    Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0


    Ancient Mystery by Eitan Epstein Music


    Morning Mood by Grieg


    On Miami Shore by Fritz Kriesler



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    39 mins
  • Continental Breakfast: Divine Thumb
    Jan 8 2025

    The most important meal of the day is about to be served, freshly cooked, farm-to-table, and straight into your waiting ears!


    Join the Hook Cooks as we take our zany style into the world of world-building! In Hook Cooks: Continental Breakfast, we take a pre-prepared prompt and turn it alchemy-like into a new country, with the goal of building out a wacky and wonderful continent over the course of our season.


    Whether you like your eggs deviled, scrambled, or laid directly into your mouth, you're bound to find something to your liking in this appetizer of an episode!


    With thanks to Holizna for our opening track, Sailing Away and Avery Alder for The Quiet Year, from which we drew great inspiration. Check out their stuff!



    Music:


    Sailing Away by HoliznaCC0


    Gregorian Chant by KevinMacLeod (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICYH-bSLXms)


    Epic Inspiring Background Music by Music4Video


    Broadcast and News Background Music by WaveLayers

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    33 mins