Episodes

  • 2025 Ep 299 - The Jingle Joust
    Jul 9 2025

    Jack and his golf cart have been spotted in the wild! Hamish confesses his guilty sneezing habit, and the boys take on the dying art of company jingles in a “Jingle Joust!”. We go deep inside the Tallest Hat Dream Team WhatsApp for a very important brim-related discussion, and love is making Andy do strange things!

    1. Jack In The Wild
    2. Letting a sneeze off the chain
    3. Jingle Joust
    4. A tall swagman’s hat?
    5. Partner requests

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    46 mins
  • 2025 Ep 297 - How Many Monkeys Are You Carrying?
    Jun 25 2025

    Hamish questions what actually constitutes “a monkey on your back,” and how many monkeys the average person might be carrying. Naturally, he turns it into a case study - guessing how many monkeys they are each carrying around right now! There’s a toothpaste ad that has Andy completely baffled, and after much anticipation (so much so that we almost forgot), Hamish finally reveals the next industry that he’s about to blow wide open! Andy also takes us inside the WhatsApp chat of our Tall Hat Dream Team to deliver a very important update!

    1. Monkeys on our backs
    2. Colgate ad stitch up
    3. Inside the tallest hat WhatsApp chat
    4. Crumpets investigation

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    42 mins
  • 2025 Ep 296 - Another Jumper Taken Hostage!
    Jun 18 2025

    With barely any info to go on, Hamish dives headfirst into a “Wriggle Out” request from one of our listeners who’s desperate to dodge helping a mate move house. Andy spills the beans on something nerve-wracking he did in the car — and no, it definitely wasn’t a car poo! It also seems like it’s getting harder for you to stump us with a “Tell Us Someone” we haven’t thought of in ages, and there’s a “Song Sleuth” showdown featuring Katy Perry and another mega artist. Oh, and of course, the Weasel’s back at it — with another jumper taken hostage!

    1. Wiggle out request
    2. Tooting the police
    3. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While
    4. Jack ‘borrows’ another jumper
    5. Song sleuth - Katy Perry vs. Drake

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    45 mins
  • 2025 Ep 295 - Horgs Rates Your Business Ideas
    Jun 11 2025

    After deciding we won’t be investing in any of the million-dollar business ideas you sent in (sorry, Shark Tank this is not), we’ve called in our favourite inventor and potential investor — our mate Horgs — to give some honest feedback on your pitches. Our World’s Tallest Hat quest rolls on, and we’re now on the lookout for a trustworthy panel who can officially verify our record-breaking attempt! We also compare Andy’s whirlwind trip to Old Mate’s pub in New York with Hamish’s… let’s say “unique” weekend. Plus, the fast and loose return to do what they do best — Upset Andy!

    1. More million dollar ideas - with Horgs
    2. Are you a trustworthy world record judge?
    3. Upset Andy
    4. Hamish at a cat show

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    45 mins
  • 2025 Ep 294 - The Relationship Bird Test
    Jun 4 2025

    Hamish gives Andy and Jack some homework; an at-home test designed to act as a barometer for how healthy their relationships are! Power Moves are back in full force, and on a long road trip Andy discovered a funny fact about Hanson’s song “MMMBop”. Hamish reveals his bold attempt to dodge a red light fine, and puts a burning salsa theory to the test – is there really a difference between Doritos Hot and Medium?

    1. The bird test
    2. Sneezing through a red light camera
    3. Power moves
    4. MMMBop
    5. Hot takes on hot salsa

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    44 mins
  • 2025 Ep 293 - Meet the World’s Tallest Hat Dream Team
    May 28 2025

    We meet the genius minds helping us bring the World’s Tallest Hat to life! We have a fresh batch of Extreme Empaths, and some shocking news — new $1 coins are being made, but somehow still none for us?! It’s officially been a year since we kicked off our campaign to get a dollar coin for the show, so it's time for a much-needed update. Also, Hamish has some strong (but fair) words for a few ice creams that need to lift their game.

    1. Tallest hat dream team
    2. Extreme Empaths
    3. H&A coin confusion
    4. Chocolate Magnums

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    43 mins
  • 2025 Ep 292 - The North Man Prophecy
    May 21 2025

    It struck a nerve (an erogenous one, no less) when we showed a lack of gusto in breaking the World’s Tallest Hat record — but your influx of great ideas has kept the dream alive. The wash-up from the Special Skills Conclave saw a groundswell of support for the “North Man” as the true Chosen One, and Hamish may have found a piece of evidence supporting this prophecy. Meanwhile, a long-forgotten promise from Hamish has somehow resurfaced on Andy’s weekend AM radio show, “The Mid Morning Cuppa”. Plus, it’s Andy’s Birthday Week — so Hamish has decided to “Pleasure Andy” with your calls!

    1. Tallest hat suggestions
    2. Hamish’s ancient discovery
    3. Pleasure Andy
    4. Mid Morning Cuppa

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    45 mins