Sara gives the most accurate summary of a Hallmark mystery yet about the third Darrow & Darrow movie: "two awkward fifty-year-olds trying to flirt around a dead body." Can she and Kat figure out this plot even after 20 minutes of intense discussion? Tune in to find out.

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Kat's recap of the second Darrow & Darrow movie has Sara pondering, if her grandmother had offered some special attention to her coach, would it have changed the course of her early soccer career?

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Kat and Sara hold a seance to speak to all the dead spouses in vintage Hallmark movies, inspired by the first Darrow and Darrow movie.

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Kat is back at the recap game since Sara recently joined a "self-help" group that took away all her electronics. Using a satellite phone and some turkey calls, they cobbled together an episode on the final Chronicle Mysteries: Helped to Death.

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It's your Dirty Santa gift from HFM! Sara and Kat start a new holiday tradition of helping a depressed child write a special song about getting their mom laid, inspired by 2015's A Christmas Melody. This classic stars Logan, Tess, and.... Mariah Carey.

Apparently MC did "write" the song from the finale, and later "adapted its lyrics to be relevant for a child singing about her single mother finding love."

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Sara and Kat are inspired to start a swim class for middle-aged men after watching the next installment of the Chronicle Mysteries.

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Sara and Kat plant their feet in some very immoral soil during the latest Chronicle Mysteries.

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Kat gifts Sara her very best piece of river trash, to celebrate their return to the Chronicle Mysteries.

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