It's only Round 7 and Charlie wants to bring out the harp to remind everyone when Carlton was bad. Saints fans just want to cry tears of joy, but it's statistically unlikely. Can a team request some easy kills in the fixturing? West Coast might not win a game this season, but is there anything else to worry about? Plus, we hear about your teams' whipping boys, AFL hotties, and one player who is both.

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Strong recommendation to watch Troy's new series pilot, FULL STORY before listening to this ep. Troy goes deep on how he made it, including the stellar cast and crew he put together, how he self-funded it, and what lead him to take it on. Also: why Troy was literally “made the wrong way around”, the influence of John Edwards, and his secret writing/fitness camps.

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Wil has jumped out of a plane (multiple times) and it's a curious fact that Charlie raises. When Wil decides he wants to zipline from the top of the Opera House, Charlie argues the risk is too great and comes up with ways to do it that won't put one of Australia's favourite comedians at risk. Wil is deeply offended that he can't do it and threatens to make it a diversity/PR issue for the public broadcaster. James Cameron chimes in with a prophetic warning about AI, Charlie raises his general anxiety about the state of the world, and we seek answers from the very thing that might destroy us.

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