• Dopey 539: Jeannine Coulter Kicked Heroin in a Doghouse, Squatted a Cell Phone Store, and Kidnapped an old man
    Jul 11 2025

    This week on Dopey! It’s the long-awaited episode with Chasing Heroine host Jeannine Coulter, recorded live at Jeremy’s house during Dopeywood!Jeannine tells the full, raw, and very dopey story of her descent into addiction: from being a straight-A Supreme Court hopeful, to getting obsessed with exercise and binge eating, to discovering coke in a redneck bar in Georgia, all the way to living in an abandoned cell phone store in Oceanside, California smoking heroin off foil.

    Jeannine talks about doing meth that was pink, accidentally getting strung out at 30, and finding herself in a cinderblock junkie jungle gym run by tweakers. She reflects on her arrest record, her failed attempts at controlled drinking, and how it all somehow led to a decade of recovery, a podcast, and a TED Talk on post-traumatic growth.

    PLUS: a touching email from a listener who outran the cops with a trunk full of weed and somehow lived to tell the tale. A beautiful PCP voicemail and much much more on a brand new epiksode of that good ol Dopey Show!

    Don’t forget: DopeyCon 6 tickets are out on Patreon. Leave a review. Send a voicemail. And follow us on youtu

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    2 hrs and 13 mins
  • Stilettos, Thongs, Group Conscience and Homoerotic Recovery Walks with Heart Attack Doug aka MAGA Doug
    Jul 8 2025

    🧷 Show Notes (Teaser):

    Dave’s on vacation in the Rockies, losing sleep and dreaming hard

    Doug thinks group conscience is sacred — unless he doesn’t like the chairperson

    The “prison walk” AA escape plan explained

    Bobby Lee controversy & Reddit backlash gets a nod

    Ray the Clammer's sandwich wisdom returns

    Doug wants stilettos and a thong; Dave wants out of the meeting

    Outro includes the classic Dopey song + shoutouts

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    10 mins
  • In Loving Memory of Don Renz (DJ): Another Tragic Dopey Loss
    Jul 7 2025

    💔 Emergency Dopey Episode from vacation in Montana

    🕊️ Remembering Don Renz aka DJ – friend, guest, Dopey Nation member

    📞 Don’s sister calls Dave from his hospital bedside

    🚨 LAPD investigating Don’s death after an alleged assault in Koreatown

    📣 Please share Don’s brother Maxwell’s Facebook post

    👮‍♂️ Don's final days: fear, paranoia, and meth-induced delusions that turned out to be tragically real

    📼 Classic 2016 Dopey: Don, Chris, and Dave—one of the best ever

    💊 Don’s insane story: stealing 1,000 Vicodin from a pharmacy at 17

    💉 Morphine, fentanyl patches, forged scripts, rehab on his 18th birthday

    🍰 Vicodin in his pocket, methadone tales, sadness and hilarity

    🧠 Recovery, methadone, relapse, and deep reflections

    🕯️ RIP Chris, Ryan, Todd, Annie, Troy, Brian, William... and now, Don.

    🙏 If you're using or struggling, please get help.

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    1 hr and 45 mins
  • Dopey 538: Ian Fidance! The Ultimate BiSexual/Straight Edge, Huffing Duster in His Mom’s House - 10 years Sober episode!
    Jul 3 2025

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    This week on Dopey! Up and coming Comedy and podcasting Legend Ian Fidance enters the Dopeysphere! Ian brings the old school serious alcoholic dopey. He takes us from his straight-edge ska band days in Delaware to waking up blue-faced in a pile of vomit after huffing computer duster. We hear how a fifth-grade beer led to a full-blown romance with vodka, coke, and gay bars across New York. Ian talks about his failed teaching career, multiple stints in rehab and Oxford Houses, drinking mouthwash, and why he once thought handing in his AA coins at a bar would earn him a free drink.

    PLUS ska vs. hardcore, Howie’s AI R&B girl group Lux, living in halfway houses, and relapsing in your dorm room after writing a goodbye letter. They go deep into grief, comedy as higher power, relapse logic gymnastics, and getting sober without getting spiritual—then finding your way back. Bonus points for a great round of the Dopey game (BossTones vs. Less Than Jake, LSD vs. Mushrooms), Ian’s insane DUI story, and an epic takedown of Katz's vs. Sarge’s. Plus: voicemails, God talk, stolen AA basket money, and more!

    All that and much, much more on this brand new, old school episode of that good ol dopey show!

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    2 hrs and 13 mins
  • Kicking Heroin was easier than sitting through this Dance Recital. PLUS BUKATY IS BACK!
    Jul 1 2025

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    📓 Episode Notes

    Dave’s prepping for a huge family vacation to Utah → Lava Hot Springs, Yellowstone, and the Grand Tetons (mispronounced as Tetones).

    A brutal East Islip dance recital leads Dave to declare: “Kicking heroin is better than this.”

    Susan’s performance was great — but spaced out by 3 hours of toddler dance hell.

    Revelation: No more long-ass Dopey events. DopeyCon will be 90 minutes max.

    Dinner with Linda, the kids, and Dave’s dad → awkward French lesson about “Tetons” = breasts.

    Farmer’s market trip → meat sticks, truffle cheese, overpriced smoothies, and the dreaded $5 guilt energy bar.

    Dave chips a tooth on said bar → questions mortality and suspects maybe someone else’s tooth was in the bar.

    John Bucati appears to talk about New Orleans, sampling, and Life of Pi → Dave calls bullshit and reminisces about watching it high on Grand Street.

    Announcement: July 24th is Chrismiss in July, August 16 is Dopey Day (Chris’s birthday).

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    14 mins
  • Dopey 537: Dopeywood Live! Amy Dresner, Annie Lederman, Moshe Kasher, Jack Osbourne, Rich Roll, Bob Forrest, Shane Enholm, Jake from West Virginia, Adam David + More!
    Jun 27 2025

    Dave opens the show with a shoutout to Stephanie Roberts (7 years sober), Patreon plugs, and a cereal relapse story (Quaker Oatmeal Squares with chocolate chips).

    Listener email highlights reactions to the Bobby Lee episode and Reddit backlash.

    New Zealand listener Lily calls in with an epic pill-shelving story that ends in her robbing herself.

    Musical guest Adam David performs Needle and the Damage Done.

    Dave brings out comedian Moshe Kasher, who goes in on ayahuasca, porn ghosts, parenting trauma, and crowd work chaos.

    Jason Cabelo celebrates 9 years sober and gets a Dopey coin live.

    Annie Lederman joins the Stashword game and later performs a hilarious and filthy stand-up set: mimosa nicknames, AA slogans, drunk driving, IVF, sperm quality, and her fiancé’s hair pills.

    Jack Osbourne, Moshe, and Dave discuss Bobby Lee’s no-show, ghost stories, and ayahuasca in recovery.

    Rich Roll, Bob Forrest, and Erin Khar debate medication-assisted treatment, trauma, psychedelics, and life transformation.

    Amy Dresner tells her infamous coke-and-bike-helmet story live with Dave.

    More Stashword, audience chaos, and Dopey Nation shoutouts.

    Shane Enholm performs Mud Pies.

    Dave ends with a singalong of I Wanna Be Good So Bad and a heartfelt farewell to Ray the Clammer.📝 Episode Notes:

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    2 hrs and 19 mins
  • Is Dave a Racist? Tuesday Teaser! Processed Sugar, Bobby Lee and Deleted Reddit Posts: A Teaser in 100-Degree Heat
    Jun 24 2025

    📝 Episode Notes:

    Dave's up at 5:30 AM with no sleep aids but hopelessly hooked on s’mores

    Father's Day gift: a $40 crackhead s’mores hot plate from his daughter

    Microwave s’mores vs. monstrosity s’mores — full breakdown

    Massive processed sugar binge: Rice Krispie s’mores, Yaso bar, and Linden’s cookies

    Full Dopey morning: prayer, meditation, AA, garbage duty, and Susan’s lunch rescue

    A teaser for the Damon Baker episode (photographer + filmmaker)

    Sweating at Katz’s and plotting the return of the Dopey Fitness Challenge

    Bobby Lee Reddit drama: deleted thread accusing Dave of racism

    Selby explains how Reddit mods can still see deleted posts

    Solstice hippie parade recap from Selby’s island in the Pacific Northwest

    Backyard lawn mowing pride and skin-smoothing conspiracies

    Full Dopey intro song performance to close it out

    “Stay strong, Dopey Nation, and fucking toodles for Chris.”

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    19 mins
  • Dopey 536: BOBBY LEE! Meth at 16, Sh!tting his pants, Porn Addiction, Relapse, Recovery PLUS My Dad!
    Jun 20 2025

    NOTES:

    Listener emails: brutal black tar vein damage stories (toes, dick, and yes, arteries) plus a chilling NJ dope shack bust and snowstorm cigarette hike

    Dad’s odd updates on protests, bad golf, AI school drama, and swampy lakes

    Behind-the-scenes Dopey studio chaos, show length fights, and hyped DopeyCon 10-year party plans with Sam Miller confirmed

    Bobby Lee jumps in: stealing beers from his dad, shooting meth at 12, and that unforgettable speedball masturbation session in a medical book aisle

    Childhood trauma under a strict Korean roof, bullying, and how drugs became his escape hatch

    First rehab at 16, early sobriety struggles, and the surreal calm he found in AA meetings and art museums

    Finding comedy through AA shares and improv; the jump to MADtv and flopping hard

    The infamous Vicodin withdrawal meltdown — shitting his pants on set and all the chaos that came with it

    Deep dive into porn addiction, how it fucked his relationships, and the brutal relapse after losing his dad

    Spiritual battles — wrestling with God’s will vs self-will, plus tales of bizarre AA characters like oxygen tank old guys in Oklahoma

    Closing with a no-holds-barred “This or That” game: meth vs heroin, jerking off rules, and the legendary beef chip story

    Bobby’s raw reflections on relapse, fame, and carving out peace in a messy, fucked-up life

    My dad comes on to update the nation and to kind of ruin a classic episode

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    2 hrs and 11 mins