Lucas Brown is not a patient man. With only 2 days left in a 90 day stay at the Pueblo County jail, he decided 88 days was enough and escaped . . . briefly. Now he'll be there a little while longer.

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Police found 4 of the eggs hidden around Lufkin, TX after being tipped off by Avante Nicholson's Facebook post with a picture of the eggs. A man and his granddaughter found a fifth egg in a city park.

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The old line is "there's always room for Jell-O." Except when it's spiked with vodka and you're giving it to 10-year-olds.

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Roy Biggs is probably the kind of guy who doesn't bother reading directions. If he had, he would've known where the safety was on his flare gun.

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When 58-year-old Carl Dimino was pulled over in Richland, Mississippi, the officer couldn't help but notice an odor coming from the car. When they asked Carl if he'd been smoking marijuana, he handed over the joint he'd been enjoying moments before. That led to a search and turned out to be the tip of the iceburg.

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Keddrick Jones Jr. donned a werewolf mask to rob a New Orleans business, he just didn't put it on soon enough. The camera in the back alley caught his face before he entered the store. Timing is everything.

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Joshua Lowe learned a hard lesson when he was sentenced to 8 months in jail after emailing a fake bomb threat to a Carnival cruise ship. His girlfriend and her family, who Josh also lived with, took a cruise without him. Rather than invite him, they asked him to stay behind and pet-sit.

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45-year-old Annamae Martinez was clocked going 120 mph so police pursued. She drove another 100 miles before they finally stopped her with spike strips. Her next move was a little . . . unexpected.

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