Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about things that have gotten stuck in vaginas and throats, what a perv did at the community pool, a neighbor’s loud farts, what a d-bag did in first class, Florida Tarzan, sex injuries, lying in court, how a listener saw their dad’s b-hole, a possessed lady, the extreme reaction a dude had when a man bit his dong, a cop who took his pants off in front of co-workers, hiding your bathroom noises, the dumb reason thieves called 911 and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Jason chairs in hotel rooms, Craigslist ad of guy needing help around the house posted picture of his penis, Mega Babe anti-chafing stick, woman who created Miracle Mop auctioning off her estate, what’s your ‘I do this now so future me doesn’t suffer’ thing?, guy beat a dude with a plunger, mobile home lifted by tornado, woman had 52 cats in motel room, undercover sting discovers dirty kitchen conditions, couple stranded on lake, gators arrive after jet ski broke down, Rays shortstop found guilty, Justin Tucker suspended, Jason Kelce stripped down to Speedo, Marlins player took ball to junk, Gronk invested in Apple, Brad Pitt has home robbed, Diddy trial closing arguments, Scarlett Johansson kisses co-star, Dune and Blade Runner director will direct next Bond movie, new Social Network movie, F1 opens in theaters, new Golden Bachelor, most expensive Star Wars toys, Sarah McLachlan can’t watch the dog commercials either, cop resigned after getting busted pick pocketing during traffic stop, Patches Magickbeans, plane passenger threw tantrum, Prime Minister offered to show his penis to prove religion, nightmare neighbor, what’s the biggest food mistake you’ve made?, woman who shoved nachos down wife’s pants during fight, Ask Dave & Chuck The Freak, why does his aunt keep bringing up aunt porn?, buddy wanted to borrow suit jacket, guy wants to reclaim the pineapple, GF won’t start family unless married, old driver crashed into liquor store, utility worker’s truck hit by truck while up in cherry picker, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave thinking today was Friday, listener wondering what happened to the guy who recognized Jason at swim lessons, cuck chair picture, emailer pees every day at the same time as another guy, Red Lobster out of bankruptcy, guys are watching a lady sleep with her CPAP machine, day drunk shirtless man fires gun all over town, American Airlines plane catches fire, teacher busted having relationship with student, thieves targeting salon customers, woman admits to police to having scammed an old couple out of money, woman’s pet pigeon named Screech, NBA draft, fan heckled player over dead mother, Uber driver and Uber driver encounter, soccer fan set car on fire to collect insurance money, multiple charges against Diddy dropped, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom split, Scarlett Johansson answers which of her co-stars would survive a dinosaur attack, singer’s teeth fell out on stage, old woman in fight with rabid fox, drunk old man with shotgun tried to hijack fire truck, guy busted with pants down tweaking his nipples, authorities searching for peeper, woman in sports bra told she was improperly dressed at Disney World, naked man covered in mud tries to break into van, cop may lose job over farting in co-worker’s face, woman lost internet because of shotgun blasts, Americans want a break from sex, Dave got sanitizer in his eye, chubby Chinese boy runs back to table for food during earthquake, lifeguard fell off platform, teen kidnapped a swan, snake found at McDonald’s drive -thru, raw onion eating trend, America’s most trusted brands, and more!