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Chris vs. The People

Chris vs. The People

By: Chris Klemens
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 Chris vs. The People is a weekly podcast where comedian, Chris Klemens, turns to you. Imagine your brutally honest best friend as a call-in operator—ready to talk about anything. From couples counseling and deep chats to airing out dirty laundry, you never know if Chris is with you or against the people. (Video episodes are available on YouTube)Chris Klemens
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  • 12: I Found a Body in the Water at Work

    12: I Found a Body in the Water at Work
    Jul 8 2025
    In this grab-bag of chaos, Chris kicks things off with a caller who got a table shoved into her crotch over Alfredo sauce. Then, a woman finds out her dead dog was never cremated — surprise! They’ve been cuddling a box of mystery ashes. Up next: a spa employee who had a customer die mid-bubble bath, and yes, she had to clean up everything that came out. And finally, we meet a nanny being terrorized by a four-year-old who threatened to…well, you can listen to find out. No notes, just trauma. It's death, dairy, deception, and daycare — and somehow it's still hilarious. Catch the aftershow on Patreon where things only get worse.

    WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/133666275?pr=true
    BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7

    AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282
    VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople
    AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens

    FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:
    • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople
    • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople

    PRODUCED BY:
    • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)
    • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)

    EDITED BY:
    • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
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    53 mins
  • 11: I Hooked Up with My High School Teacher

    11: I Hooked Up with My High School Teacher
    Jul 1 2025
    In this episode of Chris vs. The People, Chris taps into his nosiest instincts as listeners call in to air out their wildest dirty laundry. A woman shares how her mom iced a woman (literally) with a full cup of coffee on Christmas Eve. Another caller opens up about cutting her deadbeat dad off after years of Facebook drama and emotional chaos. And just when you think men couldn’t get any worse, one woman reveals how she caught her baby daddy cheating—while she was 8 months pregnant. Oh, and it ends with a caller spilling about her post-graduation situationship with her high school English teacher. Yeah, it’s that kind of episode.

    Subscribe get your detergent ready—because this is one load of dirty laundry you don’t want to miss.

    WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/132992815?pr=true
    BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7

    AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282
    VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople
    AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens

    FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:
    • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople
    • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople

    PRODUCED BY:
    • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)
    • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)

    EDITED BY:
    • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • 10: She Slept with Her Dad...On Purpose

    10: She Slept with Her Dad...On Purpose
    Jun 24 2025
    This might be the most unhinged episode of Chris vs. the People yet—and that’s saying something. Chris takes a call from Marvin, who’s gone no-contact with her narcissist mom after discovering her stepdad put her $40,000 in debt. Then, a caller shares a story so jaw-dropping it’ll leave your soul begging for bleach: a girl willingly slept with her biological father. Yeah. It somehow gets worse. Then, to cleanse the trauma, Chris hears from someone who accidentally gave head on Zoom during college, followed by a freshman-year bong rip gone so wrong it might’ve been laced with LSD. Just a totally normal episode…

    WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/132155286?pr=true
    BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7

    AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282
    VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople
    AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens

    FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:
    • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople
    • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople

    PRODUCED BY:
    • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)
    • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)

    EDITED BY:
    • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
    Show more Show less
    49 mins
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I'm obsessed, this podcast is everything you need when all you want is "chisme" or "the tea". I love getting to hear the everyone over the phone I feel like I'm on the phone gossiping with my besties!

Has me gasping laughing and crying

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