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Can You Don't?

Can You Don't?

By: Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
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Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.

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  • Can You Don't? | Tin Cans. Garbage Man. Etiquette. Nude Beach.

    Can You Don't? | Tin Cans. Garbage Man. Etiquette. Nude Beach.
    Jul 9 2025

    We all know the ol' tin can and string telephone trick, yeah? What if that was your only form of communication regardless of the distance? Let's talk about that, jumping off a cruise ship to save your daughter, parents asking you to do shit at the worst possible times, luring a bank robber out of hiding by dangling soda from a drone, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


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    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Can You Don't? | Penis Fingers. Boomerang. Lid. Robot Boxing.

    Can You Don't? | Penis Fingers. Boomerang. Lid. Robot Boxing.
    Jul 2 2025

    Sometimes someone's name just fits who they are and what they do, right? So when you find out what Patches Magickbeans did... you'll have that same "that checks out" type of feeling. Let's talk about that, having a giant lid stuck around your neck for two years, if a boomerang doesn't come back is it still a boomerang, jerking off your fingers just enough to complete a given task, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/VRoCrlTTpsI


    Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com


    FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast

    IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast

    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt


    Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com


    Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen


    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and Tugs.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • Can You Don't? | Snort. Sketch Artist. Gerty. Male Escort.

    Can You Don't? | Snort. Sketch Artist. Gerty. Male Escort.
    Jun 25 2025

    When you think of jobs Bryan could possibly have in this world... would you ever imagine courtroom sketch artist?! BECAUSE IT F**KING HAPPENED. Let's talk about that, snorting liquid poop off your mom's finest china, the worst blowup doll for your dog, your grandma giving her entire estate to a male escort, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/_vY3WSGmX6s


    Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com


    FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast

    IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast

    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt


    Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com


    Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen


    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and Tugs.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 35 mins
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every time a new episode is released i make myself wait to listen until i go to work. i work nights for a remodel crew and we work in Wal-Mart's so i end up listening through my ear buds and laughing so hard I'm crying, with the occasional drool- poor customers walking by likely think I'm having a seizure lol! keep up the awesome, you two!
your favorite music journalist,
Daisy Devine
;-)

laughing equivalent to "ugly crying" at work

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Keep up the funny Joe and Bryan. Looking forward to more. As a former dummy, solid 3/5.

super funny

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I can’t tell you how many times I listen and relisten to this show. Joe and Bwyan are so funny!! Love the show so much!

Joe and Bwyan are hilarious

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Personal drama of the Bad Magic team aside, CYD just isn't funny. BF and I would teeter back and forth between TS, STD, and IWD, the latter being his favorite while STD was and still is mine (Anabelle all the way!!). While we were sad when Dan left IWD to concentrate on his other podcasts (and we still listen to all things Bad Magic), we were excited when a new podcast was born. However, CYD are just two guys, neither relevant or comical in their stories and unfortunately just plain stupid. Dumb things you can learn from, but stupid rarely gets any better. BF and I will re-listen to old IWD (and new TS, STD) episodes, but will leave CYD far behind. Good luck to CYD, but this isn't Barney n Fred, that's for sure.

Poor replacement for IWD

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Listened to the first 5 episodes, of what should have replaced "is we dumb". Turns out Dan, who left the old show, had all the talent. This new show sucks.

terrible reproduction of "is we dumb"

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How about you just don't. Joe, gargle my balls. It's clear who the talent was. Bryan needs to get as far away from that self sabotaging dipsh!t as possible.

You certainly are dumb

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