Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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  • Summary

  • Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.
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Episodes
  • Dating Brothers and I Don't Care - Trail Mix #80
    Apr 21 2025

    In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a law student party foul, a nightmare date mix-up, and we wrap things up with two brothers, one camper, and a Lakers game she'll never forget.

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    Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!

    Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape

    Social Media:

    • Camp Counselors TikTok
    • Camp Counselors Instagram
    • Camp Counselors Facebook
    • Camp Counselors Twitter


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    32 mins
  • 130 - My Hair Transplant: From Patchy to Pretty
    Apr 16 2025

    I got a hair transplant… let’s talk about it.

    In this episode, Jonathan spills all the details about his recent FUE hair transplant. From the procedure and recovery, to the emotional support he found in a Guy Fieri shirt with flames on it... no but we are being for real. We’re diving into what it’s really like to get your hairline redone, the healing process, and what no one tells you about scalp surgery. But that’s not all. As it turns out we have our own Real Housewives of New Jersey finale drama and it's all out on the table. Angry Canadian geese terrorizing a neighborhood, Patti LaBelle wants her Tupperware back from Elton John, and some thoughts on the bestselling thriller The Silent Patient... from an up and coming author?! It’s a wild, chaotic ride—as always.

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    Sponsors:

    ➜ This episode is sponsored in-part by MeUndies. Get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping on orders of $75 or more, at MeUndies.com/counselors and use promo code: counselors

    ➜ This episode is sponsored by Progressive Insurance. See if you can save on insurance at Progressive.com


    Sources:

    ➜ Kate Bueckert. “Ontario Students Terrorized by ‘angry’ Nesting Canada Geese Can’t Leave Their House.” CBC News, CBC/Radio Canada, 9 Apr. 2025.

    ➜ Tom Skinner. “Patti Labelle Says Elton John Never Returned Her Tupperware: ‘It’s Very Important to Me – I Don’t Give It Out.’” NME, 8 Apr. 2025.


    Camp Songs:

    Spotify Playlist

    YouTube Playlist

    Sammich's Secret Mixtape


    Social Media:

    Camp Counselors TikTok

    Camp Counselors Instagram

    Camp Counselors Facebook

    Camp Counselors Twitter

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • My Chicken Cutlets Fell Out at The Strip Club - Trail Mix #79
    Apr 14 2025

    In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a camper who gets a lovely gift from her boyfriend... but hates it, a house party that lead to the county's largest drug bust, and a camper's party foul on a strip club stage.

    Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!

    SPONSORS

    ➜ This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Visit BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off your first month.

    ➜ This episode is sponsored by Zocdoc. Go to Zocdoc.com/CAMP to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.

    Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!

    Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape

    Social Media:

    • Camp Counselors TikTok
    • Camp Counselors Instagram
    • Camp Counselors Facebook
    • Camp Counselors Twitter


    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    39 mins
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another great episode!

I listen to this podcast to get ready for work and at work while setting up for the day, and honestly, throughout the day to get through the day 🤣 Zachariah and Jonathan are hilarious and I love being part of camp shady birch! ✌🏽💖

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HILARIOUS

I just don't think once a week is enough. I love everything about this podcast. My co-workers know when I'm listening to Camp Counselors because of the obnoxious laughter coming from my office.

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Best Podcast out there!! Period!

This is by far the best podcast that I have listened to. I enjoy every episode, which makes me laugh out loud. Definitely highlight of my day.

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Long Covid made me lol

I am snort laughing at a red light listening to the ketchup grievances. I cannot. You guys are just the best and this episode has me in tears

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Funny & Fabulous

I love going to Camp Shady Birch! Always a great time! Your favorite Social Media stars welcome you to camp every week with engaging content!

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love, love, love them!

do yourself a favor and follow these icons. catch up and binge previous shows. follow them on all the apps. chef's kiss.

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I’m laughing until I’m sick!

I feel like I’m hanging out with my bffs. Such a breath of fresh air! I love these sassy little gurls! 💕💕

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