Bullshit on Stilts: Tackling the bullshitology of financial decisions.

By: Keli Alo & Mark Robinson
  • Summary

  • Join two financial brains turned podcast hosts unleash their wit and wisdom drawing on vast financial backgrounds. Using highly-tuned bullshit sniffers they call out the clichés, crap spackle and flap doodle spewed by so-called experts across the landscape of financial advice.


    These two dudes draw on over half a century of investment experience managing a combined $600+ million in investment assets along with comprehensive financial planning, financial risk management, and private placement hedge funds, venture capital, and natural resource from the late 1980s through 2019.


    These guys tackle the world of financial decision-making to do one thing, to shed light on financial service sales tactics, strategies, and pressure to help develop listeners' financial bullshit sniffers as it relates to money related brainstorming and choices.


    Identifying as doctors of bullshitology, you can count on your hosts to bring you a lively if not deadly mix of serious analysis, hijinx, and tomfoolery. All within a 99.1% bullshit free safe space.

    © 2025 Bullshit on Stilts: Tackling the bullshitology of financial decisions.
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Episodes
  • Chicken Little's Guide to Terrified Investing (and Why It Fails)
    Apr 11 2025

    What if everything you thought you knew about investment risk was wrong? That's the fascinating premise we explore in this eye-opening episode that challenges conventional wisdom about what makes investing "risky."

    Most people equate risk with volatility—those stomach-churning ups and downs in your 401(k) statement. But as we unpack through lively discussion and real-world examples, that volatility is only risky when mismatched with your time horizon. For long-term investors, those same market fluctuations actually generate the superior returns that build substantial wealth over decades. The true danger lies in ourselves—our behaviors, perceptions, and emotional reactions that sabotage even the soundest investment strategies.

    We dive deep into the many faces of investment risk: market risk, credit risk, interest rate risk, inflation risk, liquidity risk, and concentration risk. But we don't stop there. We explore how social media algorithms create echo chambers that reinforce harmful financial beliefs, and how propaganda and misinformation shape our investment decisions in ways we rarely recognize. As financial behavior expert Charles Ellis wisely noted, "The problem is not in the markets but in ourselves and our reactions to the market."

    For those seeking solutions, we examine practical approaches to managing risk—from traditional diversification strategies to innovative risk transfer mechanisms through insurance products. Whether you're a seasoned investor or just starting your financial journey, this episode provides clear, actionable insights to help you make investment decisions aligned with your true goals rather than driven by fear or misunderstanding. What's your relationship with risk? Your answer might reveal more about your financial future than any market forecast ever could.

    We love to hear your thoughts, questions, and ideas. Send us a text!

    Developing your financial bullshit sniffer one episode at a time.

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • The Final Annuity Chapter: Taxes and Tactics
    Mar 28 2025

    Annuities often appear in retirement planning discussions surrounded by jargon and overpromises. But what happens when you look beyond the glossy brochure? This episode cuts through the sales tactics to reveal what you actually need to know about annuity taxation.

    We dive deep into the practical differences between qualified and non-qualified annuities, explaining how each is taxed and when penalties might apply. Did you know non-qualified annuities use a "last in, first out" approach to taxation, meaning all your gains get taxed first? Or that even non-retirement annuities face that dreaded 10% penalty before age 59½? These critical details often get buried in financial fine print.

    Beyond taxation, we explore how annuities can function as alternative assets within a diversified portfolio. Rather than viewing them solely as income vehicles, we demonstrate how stripped-down indexed annuities might reduce portfolio volatility while potentially adding incremental returns without the fees associated with many bond funds.

    Most importantly, we provide context for when annuities might actually make mathematical sense in your financial plan. By layering guaranteed income sources to cover essential expenses, you can create retirement security without sacrificing growth potential or liquidity. But this requires understanding exactly what you're buying and why you're buying it.

    Whether you're considering an annuity purchase or already own one, this episode equips you with the right questions to ask financial professionals. Remember - it's not just what they tell you that matters, but how they respond to your informed questions that reveals whether they truly have your best interests at heart.

    We love to hear your thoughts, questions, and ideas. Send us a text!

    Developing your financial bullshit sniffer one episode at a time.

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    54 mins
  • Annuity Riders: Customizing Your Retirement Safety Net
    Mar 14 2025

    Ready to cut through the fog of annuity jargon? This comprehensive breakdown of annuity riders demystifies how these powerful contract features can transform your retirement strategy.

    Financial anxiety often centers on three major concerns: outliving your money, facing catastrophic healthcare costs, and losing purchasing power to inflation. The right annuity riders address each of these fears by transferring specific risks from your shoulders to the insurance company's balance sheet. But this peace of mind comes at a price – rider fees typically range from 0.5% to 1.5% annually and are deducted directly from your contract value.

    We dissect the five most popular riders dominating today's marketplace: Guaranteed Lifetime Withdrawal Benefits that ensure income regardless of how long you live, Long-Term Care riders that provide enhanced benefits during health crises, Death Benefit riders that protect legacy planning, Cost of Living Adjustment riders that help income keep pace with inflation, and Enhanced Income riders that substantially boost withdrawal percentages. Each serves a distinct purpose in customizing your retirement income strategy.

    Perhaps most revealing is our examination of annuity "bonuses" – those attractive premium enhancements that might advertise a 20% immediate boost to your investment. We expose the vesting schedules that determine when (and if) that bonus money truly becomes yours, helping you understand the real value behind the marketing.

    Whether you're considering an annuity or already own one, this episode equips you with the knowledge to evaluate whether specific riders deliver value worth their cost. Listen now to sharpen your financial BS detector and make more informed retirement planning decisions. Have questions about your specific annuity contract? Text us your concerns, and we'll tackle them in upcoming episodes!

    We love to hear your thoughts, questions, and ideas. Send us a text!

    Developing your financial bullshit sniffer one episode at a time.

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    26 mins
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