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It's wonderful. It's yellow, or orange, or white, and sometimes has blue. It's sitting in your fridge, and it goes great on almost everything except fish. We're talking, of course, about the miracle of nature and science combined, known as cheese. And after you hear what Your Friend Frosty has drummed up, namely a shocking international cheese-based competition that both your hosts will be raiding next year (maybe) and a series of fantastical cheese creations that you can look at and never touch or taste - because affording just a pound of them would bankrupt most of us - you'll be super....cheesed. Yes, you read that correct. Sit back, grab the crackers and wine (or in the case of Mike Whiskey and Your Friend Frosty, a large frosty beer), and prepare to be....cheesed. Super cheesed, that is.

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Quickly! If you jump overboard and swim fast, you might just make it to shore. That's the only way to avoid this episode - that or turn it off, and we don't want that to happen. Welcome to a new episode of Bourbon On Ice where we welcome the famous intellectual property known as Steamboat Willie into the public domain and spray it with blood, gore, and violence. That's right, we're discussing the upcoming (or by the time of this episode's release, already in theaters) Mickey Mouse-themed slasher film Screamboat. It's real, it's a thing, and it's a sign that the world is trouble. That and killer deer, violent stuffed animals, and Mexican cinema. Enjoy!

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Warning. If you suffer from existential dread, do not listen to this episode. No, really, we mean it. Today we're taking a look at something Your Friend Frosty does in his spare time, by which we mean compiling lists of worst-case scenarios that just happen to be lurking on the horizon next to the Four Horsemen. As your bartender Mike Whiskey returns to keep Frosty calm, we hope that you also stay calm as we battle evil robots, alien waste, and volatile volcanoes (believe us, people, they're downright insidious). Steel yourself and take a listen - it's gonna get dark.

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Don't you just hate it when April Fools Day rears its ugly head and everything goes topsy turvy? Greased doorknobs, toilet papering, fake cockroaches? All that sort of stuff has been jam-packed into this episode, because we're bringing back the king of unpleasant pranks himself, Circus Kirkus, here to regale us with tales of his evil (although unbelievably clever) deeds, and to laugh at poor Your Friend Frosty, who hasn't recovered from being the lone survivor of a prank war back in his college days. Plus, shaving cream, angry Rocky Horror Picture Show viewers, and unfortunate school mascots! You've been warned.

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Good news: Your Friend Frosty is bound for somewhere full of wonder and magic - in other words, a theme park! Bad news, this means that somehow, in some way, he's also managed to cobble together another list of Hypothetically Speaking, Of Course questions, and they're all terrible. And, imagine this, theme-park-themed! Sit back and listen to the magic known as Bourbon On Iceland (not to be confused with actual Iceland), the impending disasters, and the terror that shall surely follow. Food! Souvenirs! Mascots! All shall be revealed...

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Imagine, if you will, a catastrophe of epic proportions. Now imagine that it's happening all over again. We're heading all the way back to 2017, where a mister Billy McFarland had the brilliant idea of putting on a music festival unlike anything anyone had ever seen. And he succeeded, for better or worse (but definitely worse). With this ridiculousness back in the news again, and for horrifying reason, it's time for Your Friend Frosty to gush all about his obsession with Fyre Fest, the most devastating tropical music festival that never actually happened and may, by the grace of God, never happen again. It was that bad. It was that hilarious. And it was that much to talk about. So we are.

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It’s the showdown that has been coming for a while and also one nobody asked for – our very special guest star, Lord Robare O’Tardis (He’s bigger on the inside) versus the entire decade known as the 1980s. Yeah, it had to happen. Not sure why, but it did. With your bartender Mike Whiskey missing, Robare is filling the slot and pitting his knowledge of the magical bygone 80s against Your Friend Frosty’s fiendish quiz questions. What did the president need fixed? Who drove a talking car? Why were people walking like an Egyptian? All this and more! Sorry.

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Not every movie is a gem. Not every actor is Academy Award-worthy. But sometimes, beneath the surface, and often not that far down, is a pile of very bad special effects that may be to blame for everything. Or so we've decided, and thus decree as law - bad CGI should be mocked, lampooned, and punished. Just ask Your Friend Frosty and your bartender Mike Whiskey, who have compiled a list of their favorite non-favorite CGI effects that live in infamy to this day. From giant scorpions, nonexistent sharks, ugly hedgehogs, and... wait, am I reading this right? Does that say "poisonous baboons?" Yes, it's gonna be a wild ride, climb on it, people, and hang on - and better bring some eyewash.