In this heated, frozen treat face-off, Jed goes full Willy Wonka and damn near ice-creams himself for Team Chocolate, praising its sexy compatibility with every topping imaginable while mocking vanilla as the sad, lonely flavor no one actually orders on purpose; meanwhile, Kirk channels his inner Bob Ross to paint vanilla as the pure, artistic blank canvas of our sweet dreams, waxing poetic about personal expression and flaunting his “jimmies" for all to see. Chaos ensues when G-man, the self-appointed constitutional scholar, tries to filibuster with the 14th Amendment before moderator Kraig bangs the gavel and screams in a rich and creamy southern accent, “You scream, I scream, we all scream...in laughter for this week's Mass Debate!”

In this Mass Debate super showdown, Kraig and JT go mask-to-cowl over who’s superior: your dorky neighborhood Spider-Twink or Gotham’s brooding billionaire Bat-daddy? Kraig argues Peter Parker is the ultimate quip-slinging boy toy who keeps things sticky in a good way, while JT insists Spidey’s just a web-shooting perv and that Bruce Wayne is the true panty-dropper with enough intellect to make Robin giggle like a damn schoolgirl. Are heroes defined by their rogues’ gallery of villains, or is it all about premature hormonal rope-shooting vs cunning gadget-happy finesse? Tune in for enough wacky puns and low blows to make your bat-nips cut glass and your spidey-senses explode with delight!

Kirk and Kraig channel their inner beasts in this debate pitting two of nature's unlikeliest opponents at each other's throats! Can Kirk make the case that a machete-wielding orangutan could outsmart and outmaneuver a tiger in full body armor, or is he just bananas? Can Kraig pounce on this argument, using Planet of the Apes as an example of why no amount of monkey brains can beat a fully-armored feline wrecking machine? Things get primal on this week's Mass Debate!

Things get pixelated as Kraig and Professor Safety go head-to-head over who is king of the side-scroller: Mario or Sonic! Kraig’s backing the mustachioed mushroom-muncher who built the platformer genre brick by brick, while the Professor goes full spin-dash defending the hedgehog with attitude. It’s fire flowers vs. Chaos Emeralds in a debate so intense you will have to blow on your game cartridge just to make it work. Grab your rings, power-ups, and popcorn—because this console war just turned into a full-blown Mass Debate!

Get ready to feel the sizzle, as Jed and Kirk go patty-to-patty over which burger is king: Beef or Impossible? Can fake meat beat real meat in a battle of taste, tradition, and ethics? Or will Jed's beefy bravado overpower Kirk's soy-based sass? Grab a bib, open wide, and use two hands to chow down on this episode of Mass Debate!

One of our oldest friends, Jonathan "G-man" Goolsby, shows up to throw a "can" into the usually precise inner workings of the Blank Propaganda Machine, when he debates Kirk over whether cereal should be considered a soup or not. Listen as G-man weaves an intricate argument that will leave your jaw on the floor and your head dizzy with obfuscation. So sit down and pour yourself a bowl of laughter, and let the BPM boys leave you feeling mmm, mmm, good...and a bit unsatisfied to be honest, on this week's Mass Debate!

Does the old saying about being early to bed, and early to rise truly make a man healthy, wealthy, and wise? Jed says yes, and gives us way too much insight into his morning self-care routine in the process. Kraig on the other hand has some strong opinions in favor of partying hard, deep into the night like some immoral deviant. Which debater will rise to the occasion? Sunshine Jed or Moony Kraig? Both sound like cult leaders, so how can it lose? Find out who is the cream of the crop on this week's episode of Mass Debate!

It's going to be a Quentin Tarantino-style foot fiesta for the ages as Kirk debates special guest, JT Smith, over the social misgivings of wearing socks with sandals. Is this a fashion faux pas worthy of social exclusion, or will comfort-over-conformity win the hearts and minds of the masses?