Episodes

  • It's Just Sarah and Brian - featuring Adam and Tara
    Apr 17 2025

    Apparently everyone is Brian and Sarah today (and naked...and Tara hasn't been invented)...

    Anyway, if you haven't had enough chaos in your life, here's the missing piece...Basic Snitches Improv Night!!!

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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • Two Messes Flock Together
    Apr 3 2025

    On this Timed Turner episode, we discuss all the Harry Potter spin-offs that we would watch...we start off pretty standard suggesting the need for a series about McGonagall and the Marauders and the founders of Hogwarts... Then, as you would expect, it gets weird (though not as weird as it could be, considering who we are...)

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    39 mins
  • McG is Cher
    Mar 19 2025

    In this week's Character episode, we discuss the classiest of witches, Professor Minerva "McG" McGonagall ❤️

    We basically spend the episode talking about how amazing McG is, focusing on all the badass stuff she does and how incredibly important she is to Harry's story. Also, Hogwarts literally would have completely fallen apart when Dumble was headmaster without McG there!

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Old People Food
    Mar 5 2025

    Time for another bracket episode!!!

    This time we break down the best magical treats! 😁 What is the most superior magical treat???

    Hint: it's NOT Every Flavor Beans 🤮

    Also we don't know what half of these are so we just make up a bunch of stuff 🤷‍♀️

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    46 mins
  • People Be Losin' Bodies Everywhere
    Feb 19 2025

    In this fandom episode, Adam and Tara discuss wild HP theories...some of which we have decided are now canon...ish.

    Also, in case you didn't know, Snape reads Nora Roberts

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    51 mins
  • I Have a Potion for That - featuring Neci Bryant
    Feb 5 2025

    It's time for SNITCH GAME!

    Hosted by Victoria, and featuring Neci as the contestant on her Basic Snitches debut episode!

    Will Neci match with any of our panel? Listen and see just how well a potions master, a French headmistress, a disgraced politician, a fraudulent author and the ghost of a horny teenager match up with her!

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • I'm the Ultimate Potato
    Jan 22 2025

    Time for a TIMED TURNERRRRRRRR

    Y'all, this one is off the rails...so enjoy this whole episode about potatoes!!!

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    41 mins
  • There's Something About Hagrid
    Jan 8 2025

    We love Hagrid. He is our innocent little (giant) cinnamon roll.

    Seriously, he is the BEST.

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    1 hr and 5 mins
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