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clarence allen
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Take a journey with our heroine, Yaya, and her dad as they travel to the Kiambu Waterfalls in Africa. Along the way you will be amazed by the audio sound effects of birds, monkeys, baboons, lions, and elephants. Sound effects make this audiobook like no other your family will experience. The enduring messages of self-esteem and self-worth will enlighten listeners of all ages and inspire everyone to give themselves a chance.
My name is Clarence Allen, and as a kid I suffered from low self-esteem. I wrote the parable Dad Why Is My Neck So Long? as a lesson to my young daughter about the importance of giving yourself a chance. Whether you are skinny or fat, short or tall, you have value. I hope you enjoy Dad Why Is My Neck So Long?, and thank you for listening.
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