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Dino Marnika
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Les Norton, a big red-headed country boy from Queensland, has just arrived in the big smoke and is set to make his mark. Working as a bouncer at an illegal casino in the Cross, Les encounters a number of fascinating characters who make up the seamier side of one of the most exciting cities in the world – gamblers, conmen, bookies, bouncers, hookers, and hit men, who ply their respective trades from the golden sands of Bondi to the tainted gutters of Kings Cross... usually on the wrong side of the law.
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- Gordon
- 10-29-12
True Blue Aussie Humour
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Yes , real easy listening full of fun and great humour
What did you like best about this story?
so descriptive with every chapter
What does Dino Marnika bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
great voice
If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?
spend a quid and watch hell of a good flick
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- Michaelmontague
- 10-30-20
amazing
at the start of this book I was a small town texas guy. buy the end of it I was rooting and fuckN like a proper Queensland bloke.
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- Tracey
- 08-31-14
norton
Would you listen to You Wouldn't Be Dead for Quids again? Why?
yes les norton is a character and you wouldn,t be dead for quids
What did you like best about this story?
nortons cunning way,s to scam people
Which character – as performed by Dino Marnika – was your favorite?
les norton
Who was the most memorable character of You Wouldn't Be Dead for Quids and why?
warren i think he is a little nieve
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- paul b
- 01-27-12
Skip this one
This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?
No one
Would you ever listen to anything by Robert G. Barrett again?
Absolutely not
Have you listened to any of Dino Marnika’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Hes very good
You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?
None
Any additional comments?
I am 3/4 through this book and still have not discovered a plot. No plot so the author has les beating people up , including Karate champions. Getting seduced by beautiful women. And letting his brothers dog kill and eat another dog. Oh and his brother eats a little also. I've read other les norton books and found them entertaining. But after this crap I won't be reading anymore. A refund is due me and any other person who bought this trash
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