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Jack Black
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The traveling criminal known as Jack Black was born in 1872 and disappeared in 1932. Black spent most of his life as a petty thief, opium addict, and convict. His matter-of-fact autobiography was a major influence on William S. Burroughs and other Beat writers.
This lost classic was written by Jack Black, a drifter and small-time criminal. Born in 1872, Black hit the road at the age of 16 and spent most of his life as a vagabond. In this plainspoken but colorful memoir, he recaptures a hobo underworld of the early 20th century, a time when it was possible to pass anonymously from town to town. Black's firsthand accounts of hopping trains, burglaries, prison, and drug addiction offer a compelling portrait of life outside the law and honor among thieves.
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- vala
- 09-23-24
Thoroughly enjoyable.
The life of a transient bum in the early 1900’s. Very descriptive of the people, prisons and the times. The narrator has just the right voice for the story.
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- M.Biblioswine
- 05-31-22
Solid book and great performance
This is a great story. It is nicely written. The performance is perfect for this first person narrative.
I highly recommend this recording.
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