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Robert Bathurst
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Lynne Truss
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Here, in Lynne Truss' first novel, we meet Osborne Lonsdale, a down-at-heel journalist, mysteriously attractive to women, who writes a regular celebrity interview for Come into the Garden. This week his "Me and My Shed" column will be based on the charming garden outhouse owned by TV sitcom star Angela Farmer. Unbeknownst to Osborne, driving down to Devon to interview Angela in her country retreat, the sleepy magazine has been taken over by new management. And so Osborne's research trip is interrupted by a trainload of anxious hacks from London - Lillian the fluffy blonde secretary, Michelle the subeditor who has a secret crush on Osborne, and Trent Carmichael, crime novelist and best-selling author of S is for Secateurs!
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- Chloe Pierce
- 04-25-20
It say a headline is optional but that is a lie...
If you want to be a happy person with no regrets in life, read everything Lynne Truss writes. That is all.
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thought there coulg not be a better book better than three men in a boat but ...you have won my heart with this book. i laughed i cryed i enjoyed
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