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J.R. Carlson
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J.R. Carlson
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Random, witty, wacky and wise poems for both the serious and humorous person! There is a little something for everyone in this little book of poetry. It will take you through a whole range of thoughts and emotions. Although, it does lean quite heavily on those with quick wit and charm! Be prepared to be disarmed!
©2019 John Russell Carlson (P)2022 John Russell CarlsonListeners also enjoyed...
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