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Why Is My Bra Still On?

By: Kristen Wasyliszyn
Narrated by: Maria Jette
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All Opal Slepecki wants is loyalty. But when her badly behaved friends refuse to kill her, it’s impossible to feel loved.

Opal has two months to live.

Terrified of dying alone, she makes a shocking request of her three cheeky friends: to help her die.

Her plea is met with disbelief and denial. The shameless exhibitionist, the mouthy pill popper, and the lovesick beauty, each haunted by their pasts, dismiss Opal’s wish as a desperate bid for attention.

Sure, friendships are easy when the champagne and money are flowing, but when helping a quirky friend could get you fifteen years behind bars, things can get prickly.

With time running out, Opal still has a gut twisting secret to contend with and anger to quell. If her so-called friends can keep their once hilarious antics under control, maybe she could die peacefully. But with their excuses and eccentricities expanding, she begins to realize they may ditch her to save themselves.

Will the people who love her pull a no-show when she needs them most, or will the thrill-seeker, the brash truth-teller, and the moody stunner risk their freedom for a friend?

©2024 Kristen Wasyliszyn (P)2024 Kristen Wasyliszyn Dark Humor Friendship Genre Fiction Literature & Fiction Satire Women's Fiction Funny Witty
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Why Is My Bra Still On is laugh out loud funny, tearfully sad, quick witted, and a tribute to forever friendships.
The audio book was wonderful to listen to. Maria Jette brought the women to life with her outstanding reading . Her reading is as beautiful as her singing.
I strongly recommend this title. I would love to see this as a mini series or movie. The characters are so unique and funny. The story line is well thought out, it would be fun to watch..

Beautiful story

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Such a great read/ listen! I started reading the book and couldn't out it down, but life became busy so I had to wait. I was thrilled to see how quickly the audiobook came out and wow—what a perfect person to narrate this book! The characters are rich, the story compelling, and all the nuances of each woman’s life kept me wanting more. I look forward to Kristen’s next book. Brava!

Rich characters!

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How could I not realize that my days were missing huge belly laughter...about death and friendship and 'shoots? What price do we put on our own lives, what will we do for our dearest friends, what sort of shenanigans can we find at Home Depot?
This book was fresh and timely, and oddly familiar in its themes. My friends have loosely spoken about these things but this book flashes out the details we couldn't speak about.
Kudos to Ms. W

Just what I needed

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Well written! Couldn't stop until the end. Loved the characters and cannot wait for another one by This author!

Great characters!

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I met this cool indie author on instagram and aas like, sure, I’ll take a crack at your book! I had a feeling about her talent. And, well, I was right! Why is My Bra Still On gives Gilmore Girls meets Steel Magnolias meet Sex and the City all in such a great way! It is a romping, darkly funny, girl-buddy-quartet dramedy about four lifelong pals dealing with, well, a crazy weird request that none of them know what to do with. It’s fun, funny, deep and sad, relatable, fast, well written and a great read! GET IT! 👍👍👍 Also, follow the author on instagram. She does a great job with her socials!

A Story of the Best of Friendship!

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Boring-it was a waste of my time. Save your time and your money. Or perhaps it was my fault as I do not wear a bra to bed or any other place

Boring

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