
Wheels and Rhymes
A Collection of Steampunk and Pirate Poetry
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Ron Perovich
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Ron Perovich
About this listen
A chapbook collection of new poetry, read by the author, celebrating both the swashbuckling adventure tales of the age of piracy, as well as the fantasy world of steampunk and Victorian fiction.
Award-winning poet Ron Perovich blends humor, drama, and whimsy in 22 works of varying lengths and moods, culminating in the mini-epic "The Strange Reappearance of the Late Lord Chester".
©2022 Ron Perovich (P)2022 Ron PerovichListeners also enjoyed...
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- Kelaeriel
- 04-16-23
Entertaining light read.
A really fun collection of poems. A few that tug the heartstrings, and many that elicit a chuckle. My favs were “Farewell, First Mate”, “Steam Pug”, and the epic tale at the end.
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