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Courtney Holly
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R.J. Blain
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Warning: This novel contains excessive humor, action, excitement, adventure, magic, romance, and bodies. Proceed with caution.
Fetching a cat out of a tree should’ve been a quick, easy fifty bucks in Kanika’s pocket. Instead, following one stray thought, the devil pays her a visit and leaves her with a debt to repay.
Owing the devil a favor is bad enough, but her life is turned upside down when it’s time to pay the piper. First, she doesn’t want the world’s sexiest firefighting, kitten-rescuing Scot as an unwilling companion. Since that wasn’t bad enough, she doesn’t know who wants him dead or why, but there’s no way in hell she’s going to let someone mar his perfection.
Add in the fact the devil wants an heir, and there’s only one thing she knows for certain: she’s in for one hell of a job.
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- Leiah
- 11-21-24
Always marvelous!
This series is the Best Ever! I must have listened a dozen times over. it always makes me laugh, cures my depression, and results in outbursts of giggles at inopportune times. Where other authors let me down, Lucy and the crew are always there for me. Highly Recommended!
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- JVT
- 03-29-25
You need this book!
Magic, mythic creatures, shenanigans and deals with Lucy? Angels, demons and dragons? what could go wrong?
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- Lyris
- 12-05-23
An enjoying listen
This was a great story. The character-building was well done. The comedy was top-notch. The reading performance was great also.
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- Ellis Emefty
- 09-12-23
Fun series! Truly enjoyable
Really enjoying the offbeat and dark humor, but loving the happy endings, and stand-alone-story-in-a-common-world nature of the series.
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- Danielle Miller
- 10-22-24
Five stars!
I don’t want to give details because I hate spoilers, but I will say at one point I was laughing so hard. I had to pause the book and call my book Bestie because I had tears coming down from laughter. You should always laugh like you dance like like nobody’s watching.
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