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Bill Maher
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The hilarious and controversial host of HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher has written his funniest, most opinionated, and most necessary book ever—a brilliantly astute and acerbically funny vivisection of American life, politics, and culture.
Some of the smartest commentary about what’s happening in America is coming from a comedian—this comedian being Bill Maher. If you want to understand what’s wrong with this country, it turns out that one of the best informed and most thought-provoking analysts is this very funny pothead.
The book was inspired by the “editorial” Bill delivers at the end of each episode of Real Time. These editorials are direct-to-camera sermons about culture, politics, and what’s happening in the world. To put this book together, Maher reviewed more than a decade of his editorials, rewriting, reimagining, and updating them, and adding new material to speak exactly to the moment we’re in. Free speech, cops, drugs, race, religion, the generations, cancel culture, the parties, the media, show biz, romance, health—Maher covers it all. The result is a hugely entertaining work of commentary about American culture in the tradition of Mark Twain, Will Rogers, and H. L. Mencken.
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Is This Anything?
- By: Jerry Seinfeld
- Narrated by: Jerry Seinfeld
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
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Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a 21-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from 45 years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.”
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Joke, joke, joke. Boring, boring, boring.
- By ECMILLER on 10-11-20
By: Jerry Seinfeld
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Entrances and Exits
- By: Michael Richards, Jerry Seinfeld - foreword
- Narrated by: Michael Richards
- Length: 15 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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The man who brought the kavorka to the Seinfeld show through one of the most remarkable and beloved television characters ever invented, Kramer, shares the extraordinary life of a comedy genius—the way he came into himself as an artist, the ups and downs as a human being, the road he has traveled in search of understanding.
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Simply amazing.
- By Norman Kent on 06-26-24
By: Michael Richards, and others
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Reading the Constitution
- Why I Chose Pragmatism, Not Textualism
- By: Stephen Breyer
- Narrated by: Stephen Breyer
- Length: 12 hrs and 16 mins
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The relatively new judicial philosophy of textualism dominates the Supreme Court. Textualists claim that the right way to interpret the Constitution and statutes is to read the text carefully and examine the language as it was understood at the time the documents were written. This, however, is not Justice Breyer’s philosophy nor has it been the traditional way to interpret the Constitution since the time of Chief Justice John Marshall. Justice Breyer recalls Marshall’s exhortation that the Constitution must be a workable set of principles to be interpreted by subsequent generations.
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Very Annoying Narration
- By Minnie I. on 04-21-24
By: Stephen Breyer
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Democracy or Else
- How to Save America in 10 Easy Steps
- By: Jon Favreau, Jon Lovett, Tommy Vietor, and others
- Narrated by: Jon Favreau, Jon Lovett, Tommy Vietor
- Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
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If you’re looking to navigate the chaotic, dunce-infested waters of American politics, Democracy or Else is here to help you tackle what might be the greatest question of our time: How do you get involved in the political process and make a real difference without giving in to the sense of impending dread that hangs over our society like a nameless stench? Democracy or Else is a resource for everyone—from political junkies following every turn of the news cycle to young people getting ready to vote for the first time.
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Slightly longer podcast with great guests
- By Gregory Ritter on 07-13-24
By: Jon Favreau, and others
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Merlin’s Tour of the Universe, Revised and Updated for the Twenty-First Century
- A Traveler’s Guide to Blue Moons and Black Holes, Mars, Stars, and Everything Far
- By: Neil deGrasse Tyson
- Narrated by: Jim Meskimen, André Santana, Bronson Pinchot, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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In Neil deGrasse Tyson’s delightful journey through the cosmos, his fictional character Merlin responds to popular questions asked by adults and children alike. Merlin, a timeless visitor from Planet Omniscia in the Andromeda Galaxy, has observed firsthand many of the major scientific events of Earth’s history.
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Learning to love Space
- By Tara Nichol on 02-15-25
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War
- By: Bob Woodward
- Narrated by: Robert Petkoff
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
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Two-time Pulitzer Prize winner Bob Woodward tells the revelatory, behind-the-scenes story of three wars—Ukraine, the Middle East and the struggle for the American Presidency. War provides an unvarnished examination of the vice president as she tries to embrace the Biden legacy and policies while beginning to chart a path of her own as a presidential candidate.
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Draws Connections
- By Kyle on 10-18-24
By: Bob Woodward
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The Art of Power
- My Story as America's First Woman Speaker of the House
- By: Nancy Pelosi
- Narrated by: Nancy Pelosi
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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When, at age forty-six, Nancy Pelosi, mother of five, asked her youngest daughter if she should run for Congress, Alexandra Pelosi answered: “Mother, get a life!” And so Nancy did, and what a life it has been. In The Art of Power, Pelosi describes for the first time what it takes to make history—not only as the first woman to ascend to the most powerful legislative role in our nation, but to pass laws that would save lives and livelihoods, from the emergency rescue of the economy in 2008 to transforming health care.
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She is a natural at getting her caucus to agree on difficult. Votes
- By Amazon Customer on 08-11-24
By: Nancy Pelosi
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Age of Revolutions
- Progress and Backlash from 1600 to the Present
- By: Fareed Zakaria
- Narrated by: Fareed Zakaria
- Length: 13 hrs and 2 mins
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Populist rage, ideological fracture, economic and technological shocks, geopolitical dangers, and an international system studded with catastrophic risk—the early decades of the 21st century may be one of the most revolutionary periods in modern history. But they are not the first. Humans have lived, and thrived, through more than one great realignment. What makes an age a revolutionary one? And how do they end?
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A “Historical”, Neo-Liberal Defense of Biden
- By Timothy on 04-18-24
By: Fareed Zakaria
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The Plot Against the President
- The True Story of How Congressman Devin Nunes Uncovered the Biggest Political Scandal in U.S. History
- By: Lee Smith
- Narrated by: John Pruden
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
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Investigative journalist Lee Smith's The Plot Against the President tells the story of how Congressman Devin Nunes uncovered the operation to bring down the commander-in-chief. While popular opinion holds that Russia subverted democratic processes during the 2016 elections, the real damage was done not by Moscow or any other foreign actor. Rather, this was a slow-moving coup engineered by a coterie of the American elite, the "deep state," targeting not only the president, but also the rest of the country.
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Nunes is a national treasure.
- By Chip Atkinson on 01-30-20
By: Lee Smith
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Pronoun Trouble
- The Story of Us in Seven Little Words
- By: John McWhorter
- Narrated by: John McWhorter
- Length: 4 hrs and 43 mins
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With his trademark humor and flair, bestselling linguist John McWhorter busts the myths and shares the history of the most controversial language topic of our times: pronouns.
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another great offering
- By ktxexa. Dfgg on 04-12-25
By: John McWhorter
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- April A.
- 05-29-24
This Conservative found it hilarious!
Many of the subjects Bill hit on in this book struck a cord with me. No matter if you're conservative or liberal you will find this book speaks to you.
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- Judith Anne Willis
- 05-31-24
The very wise bottom line I got is that Americans need to shut up and get along.
I watch or read the news, think stuff, then watch or read Bill Maher to hear him (and his writers) articulate the same basic thoughts far better (and funnier) than I ever could. I think there are a lot of us. It's hard to believe that someone whose messages generally boil down to don't be crazy and don't be an a**h**e could be so controversial. We should all be listening to him and similar voices of reason much more often!
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- florence fleming
- 05-23-24
Informative book
Bill as always presents logical, important ideas. It’s nice to have them all in one place.
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- D. Luiz
- 05-28-24
Brutally honest and on point with humor
Out of the 298 Audible books I’ve listened too, I’ve never left a review. Bill nails every topic with insight and humor..his show IS fair and balanced. I never miss Real Time..this book literally makes me laugh out loud. Many of the topics are painful, but he is spot on! You will not be disappointed…buy or listen to this book.
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- Amazon Customer
- 06-12-24
honesty...
I've always been a big fan of Bill Maher. his book just reinforced that I'm on the same page in many categories with Bill Maher. thank you very much for writing it.
I just hope people who are not fans of Bill Maher read this book. quite intelligent writing and thank you for acknowledging all the people behind the book
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- George
- 06-17-24
facts
humor is great...coupled with facts.....great information and summary....good listening before election....he would make great president
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- George M. Wade
- 05-24-24
Very Witty
An often funny book with a comedians grasp of religion. I'm left wondering what Maher believes in.
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- Books and Snacks
- 06-11-24
Classic Bill Maher!
This book was enjoyable from beginning to end. It never felt long and he makes great points about the problems—coming from both political sides—affecting America. I legit laughed out loud several times. This is for people who are more in the middle when it comes to viewing our country’s issues and potential.
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- Erin A.
- 06-19-24
Love Bill Maher
I am a huge fan of the show and just pretty much agree with him on so many issues. This book was a great listen and I wish it was twice as long.
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- Trace
- 06-10-24
I hate reviews
AND LOVE THIS BOOK!!!
A hilarious voice in an f’d up country. I am now woke, kidding.
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