
What Not to Were
A Paris, Texas Romance, Book 2
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Hollie Jackson
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Dakota Cassidy
About this listen
Passion, missing memories, and a looming deadline!
Werewolf Calla Allen's ready to take her relationship with hot warlock Nash Ryder to the next level—the one where, after months of dating, they finally make the long anticipated woot-woot. (Yay!)
It's been a long road getting to where she is in her life, and Calla finally feels comfortable enough to share that with the man she's fallen wildly in love with.
And gorgeous Nash is more than ready to commit—until he wakes up after an incredible night of passion and finds any memory of Calla on the missing list. (Boo!)
Now she has to make him remember or lose him forever. And the proverbial clock is ticking . . . (EEK!)
Contains mature themes.
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