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Narrated by:
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Charlie Thurston
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By:
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Sean Beaudoin
About this listen
There is a distinct surreal quality to some (including "Exposure" and "And Now Let's Have Some Fun"), a strong sense of irony (as in "You Too Can Graduate in Three Years with an Advanced Degree in Contextual Semiotics"), and moments of awkward and therefore very real grapplings with sex and romance (most especially in "The Rescues" and the title story, "Welcome Thieves").
©2016 Sean Beaudoin. Recorded by arrangement with Algonquin Books of Chapel Hill, a division of Workman Publishing. (P)2016 HighBridge, a division of Recorded BooksListeners also enjoyed...
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