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Adam McArthur
About this listen
There's more than meets the eye in James Patterson's newest middle-grade novel - an audiobook so fun, kids will actually put down their games to listen to it!
Invisible creatures are attacking the school, and 12-year-old Bartholomew Bean is the only one who can stop them!
Okay, so maybe Bart is only a hero in the video game app he created. But if he reveals his identity as the genius behind the game, he'll become the most popular kid in school! Or he could secretly use the game to get back at his bullies....
Press Button A: Reveal
Press Button B: Revenge
Which would you choose?
PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.
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Critic reviews
"Though Bart claims to be boring, frequent illustrations of the inventive ways Bart sees the world mark him as entertaining from the start.... The bullying storylines play out with nuance.... Wish fulfillment with surprising meat." (Kirkus)
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- Elizabeth G Pope
- 04-14-23
Good
I t w a s g o o d ^_^ b a r t h o l m e w
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- jimmy sayan
- 12-14-18
amazing
loved it it It was amazing i was amazed by how good it was wow
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