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Jared Goldsmith
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Stephan Pastis
About this listen
In the series finale, Timmy Failure and his class create a hilarious film about his life - just in time for the holidays.
Though I, Timmy Failure, have solved many notorious crimes and now wish to enjoy my retirement, my fans have begged me to turn my memoirs into a movie, an ode to my greatness. I am, however, beset by enemies, the worst of whom is Tom John John, the buffoonish movie director. What’s more, my father is in town, working at a bar, which is obviously just a cover for our father-son crime-fighting partnership. And my dimwitted polar bear business partner, Total, wants to be reunited with his family.
I should have known it would end like this. I expected more.
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- Igor
- 10-17-19
Amazing
I love it and my kids laugh so much I love it BUT read the other books first
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- Lilly Roberts
- 09-19-23
Best book ever in the world
Super good I loved it
Loved the story line
Wish there was more
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- Emily S Askey
- 05-26-24
Greatness
So good written so well love it but kind of sad at the end. Love it.
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- Greg from MN
- 04-19-22
Great Ending to the Series
Me and my 8 year old listened to the entire series. Great story and narration.
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- MW
- 03-13-25
the polar bear
I disliked all the awkward scenes h h h j h j j j j j j j j j j j j
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- blmurphy
- 10-24-24
you complain about them all the time
molly moskins page 105 about the holidays and how Timmy complains about them and stuff
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- Abigail
- 09-19-24
I love Timmy failure
Okay I absolutely love Timmy failure so so sooooo much!!! Also ps I am actually a kid on my moms account.
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- Catherine J.
- 11-04-20
One of the best books in the series
This was a great book! I loved all
of characters. Timmys chemistry with Tom Tom John. I feel like molly having a more important role was a great idea. I always thought molly was a good character but she never really had any major plot relevance. Anyway a great book would recommend
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- Caitlin B.
- 11-16-24
it's gerat
it is awesome and funny and great
and I love so much poop poop poop
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