
This Sucks
The Paranormals, Volume 2
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Narrated by:
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Lori Prince
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By:
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Erik Schubach
About this listen
This Sucks is the second in the best-selling series of young adult novellas that follow three friends with paranormal powers as they graduate from school and start an odd jobs business together. Violet Parsons isn't your typical teenage girl. She hasn't been since an accident two years ago that almost cost her life. A little paranormal intervention changed her in ways she has kept hidden from even her closest friends. Along with her best friend, Cindy, she faces the possibility of being discovered and taken away from her life as she knows it, and possibly worse. Throw in a little teenage angst, and finding the love of her life, and Violet is in for the roller coaster ride of her life.
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- zenabuff
- 11-25-16
This Series is just Awesome
Volume 2 of the Paranormals This Sucks follows Fleas in the series, and this is about a Dampher (which I most likely didn't spell right) but is a kind of living Vampire which maybe hard pressed to try and explain, just cool Vampire with no sun allergy and is nice not naughty. Or at least Erik's is in his new book This Sucks, though it's filled with fun teenage high-jinks that I found most amusing.
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- 12-13-16
Cute
What did you love best about This Sucks?
The humor and the flow of the story
What other book might you compare This Sucks to and why?
Fleas, because it was also pretty good
Which character – as performed by Lori Prince – was your favorite?
Steph
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Definitely a yes
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