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Caroline Quentin
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Sue Townsend
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The day her children leave home, Eva climbs into bed and stays there. She's had enough - of her kids' carelessness, her husband's thoughtlessness and of the world's general indifference. Brian can't believe his wife is doing this. Who is going to make dinner? But Eva won't budge; and soon she realises to her horror that everyone has been taking her for granted - including herself.
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- L in KS
- 07-06-24
disappointing end
I liked this except there were too many questions left at the end about the other characters. I didn't especially like the ending, but I suppose it fit the story. I found the two most likeable characters were Stanley and Alexander. I think I would have edited the book to be tighter with fewer characters.
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- Heather Hawley
- 09-23-23
Sad, relatable, and funny.
I really wish I had the financial cushion to remain in bed for a year, even if people think I am crazy. Meh. Water under the bridge. I felt sorry for Eva, although the way in which she conducted herself throughout most of the book was hilarious! "I'm not crazy! I just need a break!" AMEN, sister! But no one would believe her. I think so many of us are right there with her, myself included. The demands of life and family in this day and time are overwhelming for a lot of people, myself included. When I think about what I have to do in the week ahead, I sigh and get a sickening feeling. Although I always get through it, I almost never get everything done that needed to be or that I had planned. That hasn't happened in at least a year. I do not have much zest for life but living alone for four years has a way of doing that to a person, although I've been alone in my mind for much longer. I think that's where Eva is and was throughout her infidelity-filled marriage. I was married once myself and like Eva, I too was alone even then. We didn't have much in common, failed to understand each other, and frankly, neither of us cared enough about the other to even try. That is where Eva and Brian were, I think, especially since Eva was willing to move in his mistress without a second thought, as long as she could have their room. This is another reminder of how money can't buy happiness, the ideal family can be miserable, and getting some on the side is the rule and not the exception these days, only to learn that side piece(s) are far from perfect themselves. What are we really trying to find?
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- Jude
- 02-04-23
Great book
I think this book is very clever, deep, powerful and relatable about getting to an age where you could quite easily go to bed for a year (or walk out the door and not come back). I loved that it sent a message to her husband and children that, no, she wasn’t going to give in and fix their problems, because her going to bed for a year was an inconvenience to them and others around.
I really enjoyed this book and I would love to hear about Eva’s next chapter in her life.
I love Caroline Quentin narrating this book; she gets every character spot on!
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- Priyneha Gohil
- 05-10-24
Narration was terrific and went well with the satirical story
What a wonderful commentary about the world we live in. Looking from the outside in!
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- Anonymous User
- 12-11-17
A thoroughly enjoyable read
As a fan of Sue Townsend from the days of Adrian Mole, I was very excited to see a new title available. It certainly didn't let me down! This book was brilliantly simple, extremely funny and very well narrated. I couldn't recommend this book any more, especially to those women who can identify with needing a year in bed!
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- Suzire
- 01-10-13
Enjoyable listen, excellent narration!
Where does The Woman Who Went to Bed for a Year rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
No. 1 but have only listened to 3 so far!
How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable?
Ending was too abrupt and unresolved for me
What about Caroline Quentin’s performance did you like?
Loved it, voices were clear and inflections were excellent
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Both!
Any additional comments?
Thoroughly enjoyable listen although the ending spoiled it a little for me. Would definitely recommend it regardless :)
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- Cheryl tucker
- 05-24-21
Good book, not-so-good ending.
I was happily enthralled with this book-and unexpectedly disappointed with the end. Very flat ending.
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- Brenda
- 03-13-13
Quite Wonderful!
I have never laughed so much during any book - ever. At times, I hit rewind just so that I could re-listen and laugh out loud again.
I listened while I was driving, I listened while I was cooking, I listened at every possible opportunity I could because I just couldn’t get enough of this intriguingly hilarious story.
Not to mention how absolutely perfect Caroline Quentin is as a narrator!
A true WINNER, if I could rate this book 7 out of 5, I would.
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- Johanna Daye
- 10-02-21
Maybe staying in bed for a year isn't the best move!
Excellent book.
I only wish I knew what happened to everyone the following Christmas.
Kudos to the writer.
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- Mel Buck
- 08-02-23
I really enjoyed the book but…
I did not like being left hanging as to what happened to Eva. That is definitely not a good way to end the book is there a sequel? To figure out what happened to Eva and her INSANE twins?? And her sweet mother? I really don’t care what happened to the husband but not a good ending!!
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